Maxine's one Day of Employment

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annhjk
annhjk Posts: 794 Member
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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line

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  • annhjk
    annhjk Posts: 794 Member
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    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
    a good find for many retirees,
    I lasted less than a day......
    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
    unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
    yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
    As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
    Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
    So I replied,
    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
    I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line
  • missyt78
    missyt78 Posts: 62 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:

    OMG that has had me in hyserics, obviously not the loosin job bit but the witty humor. You clearly had the balls to say what many wouldnt!! Good for you! LOL

    Good luck on the job front!:bigsmile:
  • annhjk
    annhjk Posts: 794 Member
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    It's not me - just a joke someone forwarded me.
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    I love true stories that are funny
  • TCASMEY
    TCASMEY Posts: 1,405 Member
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    Love it!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Wish more people had the guts to say what is on their mind!:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • missyt78
    missyt78 Posts: 62 Member
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    awww, lol and there was me thinkin it was all real life! LOL:laugh:

    Classic all the same tho!
    :bigsmile:

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