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How Adam Got Eve

Dave198lbs
Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
How Adam Got Eve
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.


How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.


So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

and that it would be a woman.


He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,

and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you


She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,

and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

She will praise you!

She will bear your children.

and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and

passion whenever you need it.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'



'An arm and a leg.'



Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib

Of course the rest is history............!! !!

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  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    How Adam Got Eve
    Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.


    How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless

    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.


    So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

    Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

    God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

    and that it would be a woman.


    He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,

    and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you


    She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,

    and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

    She will praise you!

    She will bear your children.

    and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

    'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and

    passion whenever you need it.'

    Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'



    'An arm and a leg.'



    Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib

    Of course the rest is history............!! !!
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    See what happens when a man isn't willing to spend good money on his woman! :angry:

    Oh, wait...that didn't sound good. :laugh:
  • Tiddle
    Tiddle Posts: 762 Member
    haha :laugh:
  • nightangelstars
    nightangelstars Posts: 337 Member
    Thank God for cheap men! :laugh: :laugh: I'd hate to spend all day as a mindless automaton . . . :ohwell:
  • Redneckwoman
    Redneckwoman Posts: 668 Member
    DAVE DAVE DAVE ....... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • renae77
    renae77 Posts: 3,394 Member
    Shame on you Dave! Lmao!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    See what happens when a man isn't willing to spend good money on his woman! :angry:

    Oh, wait...that didn't sound good. :laugh:

    :laugh:
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