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OH no! He has caught on that I have been ignoring him for the better part of an hour....
Made some quip about how hangovers are better then Men....
Cause at least hangovers will go away.
He is not amused.
tell him he married you for better or worse and tonight you choose worse0 -
How do I get hold of your husband. On conversation on linux sounds good right now!
Is that geek speak or an insult?0 -
How do I get hold of your husband. On conversation on linux sounds good right now!
Is that geek speak or an insult?
Nerd word?0 -
OH no! He has caught on that I have been ignoring him for the better part of an hour....
Made some quip about how hangovers are better then Men....
Cause at least hangovers will go away.
He is not amused.
tell him he married you for better or worse and tonight you choose worse
Nice!0 -
Linux commands:What the f*** is a linux...ha autocorrect wanted to change that to libido!
I'm not asking him that either! From my superior powers of deduction, its a computer operating system... I think???
I don't blame your auto correct, I want to change it libido too!
Who girl; look; talk; date; strip; touch; unzip; finger; head; mount; uptime; fsck; more; fsck; more; yes; yes; more; unmount; make clean; sleep0 -
My boyfriend told me I look better with my mouth open earlier.. what do you suppose that meant?
Nickelback has a song along these lines..."you look so much cuter with something in your mouth"
um. SOOO not explaining this one. LOL:devil:0 -
Uh... Binary ...your only supposed to 8 bits.
Pretend?<snip>
Well no BUT I thought that it would be a good topic for discussion.. Pretend I am playing dumb and have no clue..
if you werent so buff I would tell you that was lame, instead let me say, good comeback0 -
My boyfriend told me I look better with my mouth open earlier.. what do you suppose that meant?
Do I have to explain everything to you?
hahaha! I think most guys think a girl looks better with her mouth open. as long as nothing is coming out of it. like words.0 -
Uh... Binary ...your only supposed to 8 bits.
Pretend?<snip>
Well no BUT I thought that it would be a good topic for discussion.. Pretend I am playing dumb and have no clue..
It's Binary, not Byte.0 -
OH no! He has caught on that I have been ignoring him for the better part of an hour....
Made some quip about how hangovers are better then Men....
Cause at least hangovers will go away.
He is not amused.
tell him he married you for better or worse and tonight you choose worse
HA!
I told him it was a mistake to try to talk to me about geek stuff.
To which he replied "The only mistake I've made was not chaining you to the stove, where you belong."
Bahahahahaha. I love this guy.0 -
Then sit right here next to me! :happy:
Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."
If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.0 -
A discussion about Linux? I'm in0
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Linux commands:What the f*** is a linux...ha autocorrect wanted to change that to libido!
I'm not asking him that either! From my superior powers of deduction, its a computer operating system... I think???
I don't blame your auto correct, I want to change it libido too!
Who girl; look; talk; date; strip; touch; unzip; finger; head; mount; uptime; fsck; more; fsck; more; yes; yes; more; unmount; make clean; sleep
I'm not familiar with Who girl. Do I need su?0 -
This thread lost me at Nickelback.
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Then sit right here next to me! :happy:
Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."
If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.
I think we should play Simon says...and we tell her what to do to get his attention....Simon says quack like a duck!0 -
Then sit right here next to me! :happy:
Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."
If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.
Will have to test this theory shortly... :devil:0 -
A discussion about Linux? I'm in
Nope, no such discussion here!0 -
Then sit right here next to me! :happy:
Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."
If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.
Will have to test this theory shortly... :devil:
And since I'm living vicariously through this thread and have no one at home to test this theory with...please come back and share the results later 0 -
Then sit right here next to me! :happy:
Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."
If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.
I think we should play Simon says...and we tell her what to do to get his attention....Simon says quack like a duck!
I so just did this - and I regret to inform you that I did not have my phone ready to snap a pic of his face.... Priceless!0 -
Then sit right here next to me! :happy:
Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."
If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.
I think we should play Simon says...and we tell her what to do to get his attention....Simon says quack like a duck!
Simon says.... mooooooo like a cow!0 -
simon says, remove top, shake can vigoursly, hold 6-8 inches away, keep spray away from eyes.
we are talking about cleaning in the kitchen right?0 -
Then sit right here next to me! :happy:
Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."
If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.
I think we should play Simon says...and we tell her what to do to get his attention....Simon says quack like a duck!
Simon says.... mooooooo like a cow!
I thought you were coming to bed...I mean going to bed...0 -
And since I'm living vicariously through this thread and have no one at home to test this theory with...please come back and share the results later
I think he would be quite suspicious if I trotted off to my lap top and typed away instead of ran for the rest room. 0 -
You made me LOL
Linux commands:What the f*** is a linux...ha autocorrect wanted to change that to libido!
I'm not asking him that either! From my superior powers of deduction, its a computer operating system... I think???
I don't blame your auto correct, I want to change it libido too!
Who girl; look; talk; date; strip; touch; unzip; finger; head; mount; uptime; fsck; more; fsck; more; yes; yes; more; unmount; make clean; sleep
I'm not familiar with Who girl. Do I need su?0 -
Then sit right here next to me! :happy:
Edited to say: "I'm insanely bored and internet trolling is slow tonight. And the husband dearest is trying to talk to me about Linux. I'm so completely enthralled...."
If you remove clothing...is your husband still talking about Linux? if so...you have a problem. LOL.
I think we should play Simon says...and we tell her what to do to get his attention....Simon says quack like a duck!
I so just did this - and I regret to inform you that I did not have my phone ready to snap a pic of his face.... Priceless!
F'ing amazing...I think I might love you.0 -
You made me LOL
Linux commands:What the f*** is a linux...ha autocorrect wanted to change that to libido!
I'm not asking him that either! From my superior powers of deduction, its a computer operating system... I think???
I don't blame your auto correct, I want to change it libido too!
Who girl; look; talk; date; strip; touch; unzip; finger; head; mount; uptime; fsck; more; fsck; more; yes; yes; more; unmount; make clean; sleep
I'm not familiar with Who girl. Do I need su?
Glad to hear it.0 -
Simon says.... mooooooo like a cow!
Now he is ignoring me. Apparently my barnyard catcalls just aren't doing it for him.... :sad:0 -
simon says, remove top, shake can vigoursly, hold 6-8 inches away, keep spray away from eyes.
we are talking about cleaning in the kitchen right?
Riiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhht.0 -
Bwahahahahahahahaha! So freaking true....wait...that could be past relationship bitterness creeping in...What the f*** is a linux...ha autocorrect wanted to change that to libido!
linux is the furthest thing from libido
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F'ing amazing...I think I might love you.
I'm pretty sure that is the first time I have ever ended a bit of sarcastic banter between the two of us with an animal noise. Is that considered a NSV?0
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