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Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
On the first day of school , the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box, The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?" She tasted yet another drop and asked, " Scotch?" "No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy."

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    On the first day of school , the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box, The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?" She tasted yet another drop and asked, " Scotch?" "No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy."
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    OMG!!!! Love it!!!


    Memaw
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    tee-hee!
  • dimplzz
    dimplzz Posts: 456 Member
    Where is the "spitting water out on the computer smiley?" hehe
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