3 lawyers

SHBoss1673

3 lawyers are in the bathroom of an Executive office building that holds multiple Law firms.

All 3 are in urinals side by side. They all finish about the same time and walk to the sinks.

1 lawyer washes then grabs 10 sheets of paper towels to dry his hands and meticulously covers every inch of his hand. He finishes and says "At Smith and Arnold they teach us to be very thorough!" He smiles and throws his towels away.

The second lawyer washes then grabs one paper towel and uses every square inch of it to dry his hands. He looks back at the other two when he finishes and says "at Miller and Finegold they teach us to be extremely efficient!" HE smiles and throws his towel away.

The third lawyer doesn't wash his hands at all but rather adjusts his tie, checks his shirt, and walks away. The other two give him a quizzical and slightly disgusted look, he notices, stops and says "at Waldo and Schoop they teach us not to piss on our hands!"

SHBoss1673

3 lawyers are in the bathroom of an Executive office building that holds multiple Law firms.

All 3 are in urinals side by side. They all finish about the same time and walk to the sinks.

1 lawyer washes then grabs 10 sheets of paper towels to dry his hands and meticulously covers every inch of his hand. He finishes and says "At Smith and Arnold they teach us to be very thorough!" He smiles and throws his towels away.

The second lawyer washes then grabs one paper towel and uses every square inch of it to dry his hands. He looks back at the other two when he finishes and says "at Miller and Finegold they teach us to be extremely efficient!" HE smiles and throws his towel away.

The third lawyer doesn't wash his hands at all but rather adjusts his tie, checks his shirt, and walks away. The other two give him a quizzical and slightly disgusted look, he notices, stops and says "at Waldo and Schoop they teach us not to piss on our hands!"

mszSHOGAN

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mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's so funny!