101 things to do with a................................

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  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    #28 doggie chew toy

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  • Roxy34
    Roxy34 Posts: 146
    #29 make paper dolls out of it
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #30 sharpen and oil the pages of your paper shredder with the pages.
  • Roxy34
    Roxy34 Posts: 146
    #31 make it the object of a pointless thread :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'll change it to 50 things, LOL! That way we can move on to some other useless object! :laugh:

    Or not..........can't change the title of the thread. :noway:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #32 Mail random pages to your congressman and ask why he hasn't call any of these people!:laugh: :laugh:
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  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #34 stack several and use as a jackstand when working on your car
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #35 use as a weight in a Christmas gift to confuse and bring suspense to the recipient
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    #36 Kitty litter

    #37 Use the pages to clean windows (w/ vinegar)
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #38 paper machete for colorful art projects!
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    #39 Line your flower beds with it beneath a layer of mulch... the same thing you do with newspapers.
  • tig3rang3l
    tig3rang3l Posts: 270 Member
    #40 Throw it at an ex :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #41 put them in the recycle bin at your kids school!

    #42 Use for kindling to start barbque at beach
  • Cindysunshine
    Cindysunshine Posts: 1,188 Member
    # 24 bird cage lining.
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    #44 rat cage bedding
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    Crumple the pages and use them to make "unwanted guest" pilows.
  • MisoSoup79
    MisoSoup79 Posts: 517
    Slam it on the floor as hard as you can next to your sleeping dog/cat. Watch them go from horizontal to 3 feet in the air in .4 seconds!

    (we all need a good scare once in a while... )
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Slam it on the floor as hard as you can next to your sleeping dog/cat. Watch them go from horizontal to 3 feet in the air in .4 seconds!

    (we all need a good scare once in a while... )

    that is just cruel
  • joeysmuse
    joeysmuse Posts: 87
    Tape it to the toilet lid to keep the baby out of the toilet!
  • joeysmuse
    joeysmuse Posts: 87
    Slam it on the floor as hard as you can next to your sleeping dog/cat. Watch them go from horizontal to 3 feet in the air in .4 seconds!

    (we all need a good scare once in a while... )

    that is just cruel

    Cruel but oh so funny. Even funnier when you do it to your hubby
  • MisoSoup79
    MisoSoup79 Posts: 517
    Slam it on the floor as hard as you can next to your sleeping dog/cat. Watch them go from horizontal to 3 feet in the air in .4 seconds!

    (we all need a good scare once in a while... )

    that is just cruel

    Where's that "grain of salt" you prescribe to others?
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Slam it on the floor as hard as you can next to your sleeping dog/cat. Watch them go from horizontal to 3 feet in the air in .4 seconds!

    (we all need a good scare once in a while... )

    that is just cruel

    Where's that "grain of salt" you prescribe to others?

    advising adults in one thing
    tormenting innocent animals is just wrong
  • MisoSoup79
    MisoSoup79 Posts: 517
    sorry guys, if my twisted sense of humor made anyone mad. i'm not trying to crash your thread. i was aiming for a somewhat amusing visual, not doling out advice on how to treat your pets. carry on without me and my stupid jokes.
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    48. Beat the crap out of your child's most annoying noise-making toy.

    It just so happens that I'm listening to one right now that I would LOVE to do this to but I don't want to scare my daughter... :grumble:
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    49. Beat your copier in an Office Space like manner.

    Yes, I'm feeling destructive today. And it's better than eating the ice cream I want to right now.
  • MissGorgeous
    MissGorgeous Posts: 394 Member
    50. use it to sit on at the movie theater to be taller and see over that anooying tall mans head!
  • joeysmuse
    joeysmuse Posts: 87
    sorry guys, if my twisted sense of humor made anyone mad. i'm not trying to crash your thread. i was aiming for a somewhat amusing visual, not doling out advice on how to treat your pets. carry on without me and my stupid jokes.

    Oh people get off it. Were you born without a sence of humor or has it dried up with age. these are just suggestions. No one said they have actually done it. Do you think the woman that wants to trash her kids toys or copier has actually done it. No one said how cruel it would be to her kid to trash one of her toys with a phone book. Jeeze people Open you mind a little! It's a joke.... remember what those are>??
  • 9726172000
    9726172000 Posts: 428
    #51
    Use it for step aerobics
  • Roxy34
    Roxy34 Posts: 146
    #52 Sell it on Ebay
  • ngwife4life
    ngwife4life Posts: 569
    #53 Wear it as a hat. Or make a bunch of paper hats out of it!
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