Don't ya hate it when ....
Don't ya hate when you go to the doc for a general check up immediately after a workout and they hand you a cup for a urine test. I have to take it with me till I rehydrate my body enough to make a donation.
Don't ya hate it when .... (fill in the blank).
Don't ya hate it when .... (fill in the blank).
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...when you make your lunch and snacks in the morning and walk off leaving them on the counter.0
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...when you make your lunch and snacks in the morning and walk off leaving them on the counter.
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...when you make your lunch and snacks in the morning and walk off leaving them on the counter.
This, so many times this0 -
You go to your doctors (nothing to do about your weight) to be told by a morbidly obese nurse you could benefit from losing a few pounds......0
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when you wear sneakers in the morning so you can hit the treadmill for a bit before work then go to change into your nice "work" shoes only to realize that you grabbed 2 different shoes...for the same foot?0
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Don't ya hate it when you get an itch on your *kitten* so you scratch it, but then your nose itches immediately after?0
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Don't ya hate it when you get an itch on your *kitten* so you scratch it, but then your nose itches immediately after?
story of my life. :laugh:0 -
seemingly well meaning friends tell you that you are losing 'too much' weight and 'over exercising' at the gym (it is not good for me!!)!!!!! ermmmmmm, do they not see my body fat is ??? over the normal/my BMI is very unhealthy/my health is at risk/ etc etc etc and then bring me cakes/chocolates cos they think I am 'in starvation mode'!!! I love them dearly but I a doing this for ME!!!!!!!0
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You go to your doctors (nothing to do about your weight) to be told by a morbidly obese nurse you could benefit from losing a few pounds......
Or when your doctor immediately tells you it's because you're fat when they haven't run any tests or checked the problem at all. (had this done twice, the first was when my back went out at 12 and the second I was 14 and had torn the muscles in my calves from band camp. Both doctors took one look and said "no it's your weight." Turns out I have a joint disorder even thin people get and I didn't know the truth about my calves until I was 20 and went to a specialist for a dislocated knee)0 -
Don't ya hate it when you get an itch on your *kitten* so you scratch it, but then your nose itches immediately after?
Don't you hate it when someone says something funny like this and you spit your coffee out all over the computer screen.0 -
The doc says "You need to drink more water!" I'm over a gallon a day.....0
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Don't you hate it when you want to punch someone in the face only to realize that you're talking to them on the phone & you can't...0
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You go to your doctors (nothing to do about your weight) to be told by a morbidly obese nurse you could benefit from losing a few pounds......
...you go to your Doctors with your meal/exercise diaries from the last 3 months and query why youre not loosing weight, he doesn't even glance at them and write you a prescription for some 'fat catcher' pills.
(Luckily I got to see a nutritionist who said I was undereating! Now doing quite well on MFP au natural!) :happy:0 -
You go to your doctors (nothing to do about your weight) to be told by a morbidly obese nurse you could benefit from losing a few pounds......
DEFINITELY this ^^^0 -
You log in to MFP to record your food and you end up getting sucked in to the forums?0
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Don't you hate it when you want to punch someone in the face only to realize that you're talking to them on the phone & you can't...
Ditto for idjits on the internetz. I have many a time wish I could junk punch someone yet sadly I would break a perfectly good monitor.0 -
You log in to MFP to record your food and you end up getting sucked in to the forums?
OMG THIS!!! :laugh:0 -
You slam down the lid on your laptop...then realise where you left your pen!
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The internet is down at work...0
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When you go in for a prostate check and the doc seems to linger...0
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someone doesn't replace the toilet paper roll!!!!0
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When you go in for a prostate check and the doc seems to linger...
Yes I do hate it when he does that!0 -
Does he at least ask you 1 finger or 2?When you go in for a prostate check and the doc seems to linger...
Yes I do hate it when he does that!0 -
Does he at least ask you 1 finger or 2?When you go in for a prostate check and the doc seems to linger...
Yes I do hate it when he does that!
No, and he has stubby fingers...0 -
You are arguing with your gf/wife and she is totally wrong but believes she is totally right.
its the Kobayashi Maru test0 -
...you try to log your food and exercise into FB.
What? Just me?!0 -
when the shortest line at the supermarket is never the fastest....0
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Aww that's so cute.You are arguing with your gf/wife and she is totally wrong but believes she is totally right.0 -
your husband says you are wearing a slimming outfit and hasn't realized that your body is getting thinner!! :grumble:0
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The condom breaks....0
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