Don't ya hate it when ....

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dubw
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Don't ya hate when you go to the doc for a general check up immediately after a workout and they hand you a cup for a urine test. I have to take it with me till I rehydrate my body enough to make a donation.

Don't ya hate it when .... (fill in the blank).
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  • kantone999
    kantone999 Posts: 174
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    ...when you make your lunch and snacks in the morning and walk off leaving them on the counter.
  • jamiesadler
    jamiesadler Posts: 634 Member
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    ...when you make your lunch and snacks in the morning and walk off leaving them on the counter.

    This
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    ...when you make your lunch and snacks in the morning and walk off leaving them on the counter.

    This, so many times this
  • RCadence
    RCadence Posts: 79
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    You go to your doctors (nothing to do about your weight) to be told by a morbidly obese nurse you could benefit from losing a few pounds......
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    when you wear sneakers in the morning so you can hit the treadmill for a bit before work then go to change into your nice "work" shoes only to realize that you grabbed 2 different shoes...for the same foot?
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Don't ya hate it when you get an itch on your *kitten* so you scratch it, but then your nose itches immediately after?
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Don't ya hate it when you get an itch on your *kitten* so you scratch it, but then your nose itches immediately after?

    story of my life. :laugh:
  • Annmarie49
    Annmarie49 Posts: 84
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    seemingly well meaning friends tell you that you are losing 'too much' weight and 'over exercising' at the gym (it is not good for me!!)!!!!! ermmmmmm, do they not see my body fat is ??? over the normal/my BMI is very unhealthy/my health is at risk/ etc etc etc and then bring me cakes/chocolates cos they think I am 'in starvation mode'!!! I love them dearly but I a doing this for ME!!!!!!!
  • saragato
    saragato Posts: 1,154
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    You go to your doctors (nothing to do about your weight) to be told by a morbidly obese nurse you could benefit from losing a few pounds......

    Or when your doctor immediately tells you it's because you're fat when they haven't run any tests or checked the problem at all. (had this done twice, the first was when my back went out at 12 and the second I was 14 and had torn the muscles in my calves from band camp. Both doctors took one look and said "no it's your weight." Turns out I have a joint disorder even thin people get and I didn't know the truth about my calves until I was 20 and went to a specialist for a dislocated knee)
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    Don't ya hate it when you get an itch on your *kitten* so you scratch it, but then your nose itches immediately after?

    Don't you hate it when someone says something funny like this and you spit your coffee out all over the computer screen.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,955 Member
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    The doc says "You need to drink more water!" I'm over a gallon a day.....
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Don't you hate it when you want to punch someone in the face only to realize that you're talking to them on the phone & you can't...
  • Cal28
    Cal28 Posts: 514 Member
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    You go to your doctors (nothing to do about your weight) to be told by a morbidly obese nurse you could benefit from losing a few pounds......

    ...you go to your Doctors with your meal/exercise diaries from the last 3 months and query why youre not loosing weight, he doesn't even glance at them and write you a prescription for some 'fat catcher' pills. :angry:

    (Luckily I got to see a nutritionist who said I was undereating! Now doing quite well on MFP au natural!) :happy:
  • psiren28
    psiren28 Posts: 530 Member
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    You go to your doctors (nothing to do about your weight) to be told by a morbidly obese nurse you could benefit from losing a few pounds......

    DEFINITELY this ^^^
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    You log in to MFP to record your food and you end up getting sucked in to the forums?
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    Don't you hate it when you want to punch someone in the face only to realize that you're talking to them on the phone & you can't...

    Ditto for idjits on the internetz. I have many a time wish I could junk punch someone yet sadly I would break a perfectly good monitor.
  • xSophia19
    xSophia19 Posts: 1,536 Member
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    You log in to MFP to record your food and you end up getting sucked in to the forums?

    OMG THIS!!! :laugh:
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,143 Member
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    You slam down the lid on your laptop...then realise where you left your pen!

    AAAARrrrrggggggghhhhhhh.........:grumble:
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 627 Member
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    The internet is down at work...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    When you go in for a prostate check and the doc seems to linger...

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