Something to lighten the mood!!

kistinbee

After the "Touching Story" I thought I'd also add something a little lighter. Enjoy!!:laugh:

*Kistinbee*

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He

told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

kistinbee

After the "Touching Story" I thought I'd also add something a little lighter. Enjoy!!:laugh:

*Kistinbee*

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He

told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

stargirlie

he he he heard it before but still v.good! :laugh:

FUNinTHEsun

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

dogwdots

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

kistinbee

Thanks dogwdots! :laugh: Love it!!