¨Here it is: The Solution for Obesity¨¨ ;) Please read.
Cruzeleny
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Are you tired of doing diets And exercising with no good results.. Have you stopped eating your favorite food and started doing 15 looong minutes workouts expecting it to solve your weight problems but not loosing any pounds? Search no more for a solution! No need to exercise! No need to do diets anymore with the "Eat No More Junk necklace" This marvelous piece of technology with its advanced sensor will keep track of all your food intakes and the corresponding calories and fat percentage!!! With the "Eat No More Junk Necklace" you just turn on the healthy eating feature and it will send a brief electroshock to your body every time you try to eat any junk food!!! No more donuts, hamburgers, Pizza, etc!! NO MORE OBESITY by simply wearing a trendy and technology forward necklace! After more than 12 hours without a workout the "Eat No More Junk Necklace" will start vibrating and prompting you to work out!!! If no exercise is done in the following 2 hours after the "Workout Needed Notice" your body will receive an electroshock!!! CAUTION: after 3 electroshocks within the same day you will die. Constant exposure to the necklace can produce cancer. MEANING: there's no other way; Eat Healthy and workout! Be happy; be healthy! The "Eat No More Junk Necklace" is a fictional garment. (just in case).
ahh hahaha let me know if I got you! Lol!
ahh hahaha let me know if I got you! Lol!
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