Happy Woman Day!!

DreeaFit
DreeaFit Posts: 4
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Happy Women's Day for everyone! May you all have a wonderful spring and a fit year :drinker:

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  • meglynne1987
    meglynne1987 Posts: 382 Member
    Woop! Woop!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I didn't know it was Woman Day until I saw Google's logo this morning :)

    Happy Women's Day!! :flowerforyou:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Does this mean we all get an extra special sammich for lunch today? :drinker:
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Ironing for all the ladies!
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    Ironing for all the ladies!


    IF YOU MARRY A PHILLY GIRL!!!!

    Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

    The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do
    the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
    third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
    put away.

    The second man married a woman from South Dakota . He gave his wife orders
    that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
    first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
    better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
    done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Philly. He ordered her to keep the
    house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
    meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
    anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
    some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
    his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself
    a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty
    when he pees.
  • AlbionLass
    AlbionLass Posts: 136
    International Womens Day...that means men have to treat us the way we want to be treated. :flowerforyou:







    ...so tie me up, dominate me and take what you want.

    :devil:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    :bigsmile: Yay!!

    I'm celebrating tonight somehow.. maybe some wine?

    Mmmm :bigsmile:
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    Does this mean we all get an extra special sammich for lunch today? :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    International Womens Day...that means men have to treat us the way we want to be treated. :flowerforyou:







    ...so tie me up, dominate me and take what you want.

    :devil:

    Sounds like my kind of celebration....now to find a partner.:bigsmile:
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,900 Member
    @ dls06 HC!!!! that was very funny!!!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    International Womens Day...that means men have to treat us the way we want to be treated. :flowerforyou:







    ...so tie me up, dominate me and take what you want.

    :devil:

    MFP servers now will crash with all the friend requests sent.
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    A man rubs a genies lamp. A genie pops out and says "you have one wish so choose wisely."
    The man says "make me smarter than any man on earth."

    The genie turns man into woman!!!!

    :drinker:
  • DreeaFit
    DreeaFit Posts: 4
    A man rubs a genies lamp. A genie pops out and says "you have one wish so choose wisely."
    The man says "make me smarter than any man on earth."

    The genie turns man into woman!!!!

    :drinker:

    Ha, ha, nice one :wink:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Does this mean we all get an extra special sammich for lunch today? :drinker:

    Nooo, this means you all get to make us an extra special sammich :tongue:
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • kylesmommy89
    kylesmommy89 Posts: 356 Member
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    Awesome!! Haha Love it. Happy Woman Day!!!!
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    I GOT BEADS!!! WHOOOP WHOOOP
  • DavetheHYNIC
    DavetheHYNIC Posts: 318 Member
    I thought woman's day was mon,tues,wed,Thurs,fri,sat,sun 365 days a year. It is in my house and def on my mfp page
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I GOT BEADS!!! WHOOOP WHOOOP

    what kind of beads?...... :huh:
  • shanahan_09
    shanahan_09 Posts: 238 Member
    Ironing for all the ladies!

    Ironing, what's that? I just toss it in the dryer on high heat--voila!! :happy:
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    @ dls06 HC!!!! that was very funny!!!
    My son in law sent it to me and I almost wet myself.
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    No wonder why my period stopped....
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