The RARE occasion when it is good to be fat.
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I LOVE this.
I usually just shoot them the face that JennaMarbles taught me
That is a great face!!! lmao0 -
and YOU SIR, are awesome!! :drinker:0
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dealing with telemarketers is how my brother perfected his Chewbaka impression.0
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Haha funny way to get them to go away!0
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FTW!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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omg i love this!!! lmfao0
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lol I'd leave too xD. Too funny.0
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don't you have the capability of just telling them you are "not interested"? This is what is wrong with the world today-people prefer to be rude rather than honest. But like you said-you could care less and that's the problem!
Someone needs some chocolate...FAST. :happy:
nope- I'm fine thanks.
-sigh- Some people just have no sense of humor whatsoever.0 -
lmao ,hahahahaha I love it!:bigsmile:0
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If I get caught by them, I just start asking questions:
- How do I keep other people out of heaven?
- If I kill someone while they're committing a sin, do they go to hell?
- And then if I ask for forgiveness, I'd go to heaven, right?
- Is there fishing in heaven?
- Adam and Eve put on clothing because they were ashamed. If you're saved, why are you still wearing clothing?
- Wait, where are you going?0 -
Haaaaardeee har
Well done boy-yo!!
My friend opened the door to two Jehovah Witnesses, and he said to then "Sorry but I believe in science" and shut the door!0 -
Hilarious lol I love it. You should have started dancing for them. So hot! Unfortunately - the effect may wear off in 3 months when you're more svelte! Good for you. You have balls sir. lol0
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Fat people are also much harder to kidnap.
lolz, you got that from a female comic, didn't you? I wish i could remember her name, she was brilliant! I think my favorite of hers is: "a guy once told me 'you're not fat, you're volumptuous'. do you know what that means? it means you're fat, but they'll screw you anyways." xD
I once had a woman tell me "You're not fat, just extra cuddly."0 -
I once had a woman tell me "You're not fat, just extra cuddly."
Nuttin wrong w/a little extra cuddliness, lol!0 -
My hero!!!0
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Wow this is awesome!!!
Makes me sad my front door is inside a building that is only accessed with cards. :happy:0 -
Wow this is awesome!!!
Makes me sad my front door is inside a building that is only accessed with cards. :happy:
Agreed! Although my boyfriend and I live on the first floor and being the first window next to the front door we get a lot of people knocking on the window to be let in....The last time this happened my boyfriend was going to do the same, glad he didn't because it was a cop. Still would have been funny though!0 -
Hah, funny0
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love papa0
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religious folk never come to my side of the street anymore. they go to the other side week in and week out still! might be something to do with me telling them that i'm a spiritualist... i had clearly told them that the word of god does NOT allow street preachers and that they should read their bible a little bit closer before doing a service which is frowned upon by god himself. i don't yell at them - they will keep coming back if you do.0
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