The power of drinking joke-clean

Anna_Banana

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and ord ers up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.. The patrons chant 'Take another drink!'

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay . Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, 'Take another drink! Take another drink!!'=2 0The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.



The father moans in grief . The bartender sighs and says,



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'He should've quit while he was a head...

Anna_Banana

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and ord ers up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.. The patrons chant 'Take another drink!'

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay . Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, 'Take another drink! Take another drink!!'=2 0The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.



The father moans in grief . The bartender sighs and says,



*
'He should've quit while he was a head...

TCASMEY

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Reminds me of the joke my brother would tell people after the birth of my third child. He would tell people that my son had a rare disorder and was born without eyelids. People would tell him things like of that is too bad or sorry to hear that. But then he would tell them that it was going to be fine because doctors had developed a surgical procedure to fix the problem. They would take the foreskin from his circumcision to make eyelids....the only problem he would see ****-eyed the rest of his life.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Yes my brother is warped.

Phoenix_Rising

*groan* :laugh:

TROUBLE2

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: that was a pretty good one...

Anna_Banana

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Reminds me of the joke my brother would tell people after the birth of my third child. He would tell people that my son had a rare disorder and was born without eyelids. People would tell him things like of that is too bad or sorry to hear that. But then he would tell them that it was going to be fine because doctors had developed a surgical procedure to fix the problem. They would take the foreskin from his circumcision to make eyelids....the only problem he would see ****-eyed the rest of his life.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Yes my brother is warped.

lol that is so funny.

mommared53

Oh my word!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: