Things you can say about your boat but not about your girlfr

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kimmieey
kimmieey Posts: 87
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Watching Who's Line is it Anyway and this came up.

Things you can say about your boat but not about your girlfriend.


Wanting to see what other can think of to say about their car or boat but not about their significant other.


"she's taking on water!" (this was my favorite form the show)

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  • ItsMandeeBitch
    ItsMandeeBitch Posts: 159 Member
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    She's beastly
  • NomiS6
    NomiS6 Posts: 67 Member
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    she's looking a bit grubby, best give her a scrub
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    She's too big to fit in the garage.

    She's a money-pit.

    Instant buyer's remorse.

    She ain't much to look at, but boy does she get the job done.
  • kimmieey
    kimmieey Posts: 87
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    She's too big to fit in the garage.

    She's a money-pit.

    Instant buyer's remorse.

    She ain't much to look at, but boy does she get the job done.

    This just made my day!!!
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    The two best days were the day I got her and the day I got rid of her!
  • scotslass
    scotslass Posts: 317
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    She's too big to fit in the garage.

    She's a money-pit.

    Instant buyer's remorse.

    She ain't much to look at, but boy does she get the job done.

    Laughing so much!
  • kimmieey
    kimmieey Posts: 87
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    Sure you can ride, everyone else has.

    You can fit a dozen guys down below.
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
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    "We better tie her down tight. Don't want her to get away"

    "Look how wet she is."

    "She's got a nice aft."

    "I really only take her out on weekends."

    "I think I'll let my brother borrow her this weekend for a good time."

    "You'd be shocked how many poles we can fit in her."

    "Load her up with beer and let's have a good time!"
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    "We better tie her down tight. Don't want her to get away"

    "Look how wet she is."

    "She's got a nice aft."

    "I really only take her out on weekends."

    "I think I'll let my brother borrow her this weekend for a good time."

    "You'd be shocked how many poles we can fit in her."

    "Load her up with beer and let's have a good time!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: AWESOME!
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
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    She's a money pit!
  • ssweet1020
    ssweet1020 Posts: 50 Member
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    She's got crabs all over her.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    There's seamen on the poop deck.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    There's seamen on the poop deck.

    I THINK WE HAVE OUR WINNER!!! :drinker: :laugh:
  • spapsidero
    spapsidero Posts: 60
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    "We better tie her down tight. Don't want her to get away"

    "Look how wet she is."

    "She's got a nice aft."

    "I really only take her out on weekends."

    "I think I'll let my brother borrow her this weekend for a good time."

    "You'd be shocked how many poles we can fit in her."

    "Load her up with beer and let's have a good time!"

    LMAO!!!
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    "We're gonna need a bigger boat"

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