Warning...

ktthegr8
ktthegr8 Posts: 479
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
Subject: Important Information

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or
anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!  This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.  If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).  Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.  If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.  Get help immediately.

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  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    Subject: Important Information

    Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

    The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or
    anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!  This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.  If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).  Take the antidote repeatedly until
    WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.  If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.  Get help immediately.
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
    HA! :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    :wink:
  • MOMOFTWO29
    MOMOFTWO29 Posts: 8,276 Member
    :laugh:
  • justdoingit
    justdoingit Posts: 185 Member
    :laugh: :tongue:
  • Falcon
    Falcon Posts: 853 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Dang it and my co-worker passed the work off for me tonight, it's only an hour but still :laugh:
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