Manscaping?

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  • Chipmaniac
    Chipmaniac Posts: 642 Member
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    Ladies, it's called a "treasure trail", not "happy trail"....as in you follow the trail to find the treasure.

    I can't believe this is going to be my first post on here.
  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
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    I have a completely irrational fear of body hair...on men or women.
    thats because you're a lizard.

    That could have something to do with it...

    Awesome. because after I posted I worried that you might be the basketball instead, and I made a horrible mistake.

    Ummm...duh. If I were a basketball, I wouldn't have fingers to type this, now would I? Silly tiger.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    Ladies, it's called a "treasure trail", not "happy trail"....as in you follow the trail to find the treasure.

    I can't believe this is going to be my first post on here.
    Since it makes me happy, I am going to continue to call it a happy trail.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Ladies, it's called a "treasure trail", not "happy trail"....as in you follow the trail to find the treasure.

    I can't believe this is going to be my first post on here.

    I thought it was a snail trail ?
  • MarilynGrube
    MarilynGrube Posts: 75 Member
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    Lmao!!! OH HELL NO!!!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    but as men age.. do we have to dye the carpet to match the drapes.. or no?

    As per my previous comment, there shouldn't be a carpet.
    what about a mohawk?

    Ick, no thank you. Body hair, male or female, grosses me out.
  • seoid
    seoid Posts: 151
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    just in the private areas....
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    The only hair mentioned that turns me off is back hair...


    A little hair on the arms and legs doesn't bother me...and chest and tummy hair (in not bear-like amounts) is hot.

    "Down there" trimmed is appreciated.

    MMMmm...tummy hair...hello happy trail...

    ::slaps head::

    Wait what? Yes, eat your exercise calories.

    Yes....yes, need to eat. The drool says so.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Ladies, it's called a "treasure trail", not "happy trail"....as in you follow the trail to find the treasure.

    I can't believe this is going to be my first post on here.
    Since it makes me happy, I am going to continue to call it a happy trail.

    Amen to that.
  • catelabow
    catelabow Posts: 77 Member
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    I like hair. I figured it was a minority opinion, but didn't think it was quite that small a minority. Oh well!
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    but as men age.. do we have to dye the carpet to match the drapes.. or no?

    As per my previous comment, there shouldn't be a carpet.
    what about a mohawk?

    Ick, no thank you. Body hair, male or female, grosses me out.

    Even on the legs of man ?
  • lilbbdaqt
    lilbbdaqt Posts: 3
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    Chest and back for sure. Don't want him looking like he's wearing a sweater, when he's topless.

    Yes nothing is worse than a sweater vest!! Yuck!
  • lilbbdaqt
    lilbbdaqt Posts: 3
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    BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Ok so heres my take on it. I gotta to keep my playground nice and clean and so does he..... Legs and arms I dont care about but there is nothing worse that hair in your teeth lol:bigsmile:
  • micheleboone
    micheleboone Posts: 47
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    I don't expect my man to go searching through a jungle.. so why do I have to pretend I'm in the Congo?



    Agreed!!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    Can I have him?



    I'd like the cut his hair on his head, and finish the shaving job he started. Must have run out of sharp razors
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    This is one sexy beast.


    Sorry. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
  • LaylaSparkles
    LaylaSparkles Posts: 64
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    Other than back hair, unibrow, and excessive amounts of fur "down there," I like men to look like men... ESPECIALLY if they have chest hair!
    Bald chests are gross!

    Other then the bald chests are gross, which i think it depends on the chest and person...I agree with this post totally!!

    Ok so heres my take on it. I gotta to keep my playground nice and clean and so does he..... Legs and arms I dont care about but there is nothing worse that hair in your teeth lol:bigsmile:

    ^^ I don't want to floss if I'm not about to brush


    LMAO!!!!:laugh:
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    Ok so heres my take on it. I gotta to keep my playground nice and clean and so does he..... Legs and arms I dont care about but there is nothing worse that hair in your teeth lol:bigsmile:

    ^^ I don't want to floss if I'm not about to brush
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    but as men age.. do we have to dye the carpet to match the drapes.. or no?

    As per my previous comment, there shouldn't be a carpet.
    what about a mohawk?

    Ick, no thank you. Body hair, male or female, grosses me out.

    Even on the legs of man ?

    Okay, here's a list of acceptable places for body hair:

    Men:
    -legs
    -arms
    -head
    -eyebrows (note the s, there can not be a singular brow.)
    -beard/ goatee / moustache / dirty sanchez, whatever.

    Women:
    -arms
    -head
    -eyebrows

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