Acceptable Conversation Subjects

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    How about Disney movies? Those are pretty square right? :happy:



    Just ignore how all the heroines have 2 inch waists and pour out of their sea shells lol, and her main goal is tospread her legs (and walk sheesh), and soul stealing done by sea witches, and the shape insinuations of sea castle turrets.... and that's only one movie..... :wink:

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Well, after the evil bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (which has a cross, and therefore offends me) I can say that this conversation is not an acceptable subject. I will not stop reading it, and I will not stop complaining about what I read.

    :bigsmile:

    Monty Python offends me.

    Go away...or we shall taunt you a second time...
  • silversong24
    silversong24 Posts: 409 Member
    Well, after the evil bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (which has a cross, and therefore offends me) I can say that this conversation is not an acceptable subject. I will not stop reading it, and I will not stop complaining about what I read.

    :bigsmile:

    Monty Python offends me.

    Go away...or we shall taunt you a second time...



    BAHAHAHAHAAA! I love you <3:love:
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Well, after the evil bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (which has a cross, and therefore offends me) I can say that this conversation is not an acceptable subject. I will not stop reading it, and I will not stop complaining about what I read.

    :bigsmile:

    Monty Python offends me.

    Go away...or we shall taunt you a second time...

    Your mother was a hamster...and your father smelt of elderberry.

    Ok seriously I feel like a huge nerd now.
  • the_texreb
    the_texreb Posts: 138 Member
    Well, after the evil bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (which has a cross, and therefore offends me) I can say that this conversation is not an acceptable subject. I will not stop reading it, and I will not stop complaining about what I read.

    :bigsmile:

    Monty Python offends me.

    Go away...or we shall taunt you a second time...



    Is there anyone else up there that we can talk to?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Is there anyone else up there that we can talk to?

    I fart in your general direction.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Well, after the evil bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (which has a cross, and therefore offends me) I can say that this conversation is not an acceptable subject. I will not stop reading it, and I will not stop complaining about what I read.

    :bigsmile:

    Monty Python offends me.

    Go away...or we shall taunt you a second time...



    Is there anyone else up there that we can talk to?

    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of determining acceptable conversation topics!
  • the_texreb
    the_texreb Posts: 138 Member
    Well, after the evil bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (which has a cross, and therefore offends me) I can say that this conversation is not an acceptable subject. I will not stop reading it, and I will not stop complaining about what I read.

    :bigsmile:

    Monty Python offends me.

    Go away...or we shall taunt you a second time...



    Is there anyone else up there that we can talk to?

    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of determining acceptable conversation topics!

    So what you're saying is that the power to start a conversation comes from a mandate from the masses, and not some farcical aquatic ceremony?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of determining acceptable conversation topics!

    Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
  • smurfettel64
    smurfettel64 Posts: 13 Member
    The Kama Sutra
    Politics
    Bowel movements
    Genitalia
    Atkins diet
    End of life procedures
    Dwarf (or salad) tossing
    Pere Ubu
    Interrogation techniques

    That's it.

    about 7 of those are NOT okay!
    Kind of like George Carlin's old routine about the 7 dirty words you can't say on tv. LMAO
  • the_texreb
    the_texreb Posts: 138 Member
    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of determining acceptable conversation topics!

    Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system?
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
    Rainbows and Unicorns...
    Unicorns don't exist, they were extinct as of 1984 (I am inducing an argument)
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Most of the topics I see lately are things like "Is it ok for women to post pics in their underwear?" or "You should be a vegetarian because..." or "I'm tired of all you b!tches being b!tches so I'm gonna vent publicly".

    Puppies and unicorns it is!

    I HATE PUPPIES!

    So you ARE evil.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of determining acceptable conversation topics!

    Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system?

    You moistened bink! How dare you lob scimitars at people!
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member

    T Rex?

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    quit making fun of people with short arms.

    This made me totally laugh out loud. Good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth. You know because today I decided to not eat anything. Let's discuss fasting! That's acceptable...is it not?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Rainbows and Unicorns...
    Unicorns don't exist, they were extinct as of 1984 (I am inducing an argument)

    Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
  • the_texreb
    the_texreb Posts: 138 Member
    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of determining acceptable conversation topics!

    Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system?

    You moistened bink! How dare you lob scimitars at people!

    That's it. It's time for me to bravely run away.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of determining acceptable conversation topics!

    Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system?

    You moistened bink! How dare you lob scimitars at people!

    That's it. It's time for me to bravely run away.

    When danger reared its ugly head, you bravely turned your tail & fled...

    Have you eaten your minstrels yet?
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Most of the topics I see lately are things like "Is it ok for women to post pics in their underwear?" or "You should be a vegetarian because..." or "I'm tired of all you b!tches being b!tches so I'm gonna vent publicly".

    Puppies and unicorns it is!

    I HATE PUPPIES!

    So you ARE evil.


    You say that like its a bad thing? =)
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member

    T Rex?

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    quit making fun of people with short arms.

    This made me totally laugh out loud. Good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth. You know because today I decided to not eat anything. Let's discuss fasting! That's acceptable...is it not?

    I have short arms...

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  • the_texreb
    the_texreb Posts: 138 Member
    Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of determining acceptable conversation topics!

    Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system?

    You moistened bink! How dare you lob scimitars at people!

    That's it. It's time for me to bravely run away.

    When danger reared its ugly head, you bravely turned your tail & fled...

    Have you eaten your minstrels yet?

    I did, to eat back my exercise calories. And then the peasants rejoiced. yay
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Oh wait, the word is heathen. I keep mixing up those words.
    Someone say JJ?
    You're hardly a heathen, dear...but if you want lessons, I'm available for a small fee.
    Brown chicken brown cow
    Um no, Q is not available for THAT Binary with anyone but me. *stomps foot and claims Q for her own*
    It's OK, Sus...I would only teach with finger puppets.

    *swoon* I'm going to need a moment here....
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Most of the topics I see lately are things like "Is it ok for women to post pics in their underwear?" or "You should be a vegetarian because..." or "I'm tired of all you b!tches being b!tches so I'm gonna vent publicly".

    Puppies and unicorns it is!

    I HATE PUPPIES!

    So you ARE evil.

    If that makes me evil... :wink:
  • Sox90716
    Sox90716 Posts: 976 Member
    Religion. Politics.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Can we discuss eating brains?
  • Erinslove
    Erinslove Posts: 139
    I can think of only controversial topics.
    H & B was the first to come to mind.

    I fail at this.

    I am an epic failure at posting acceptable threads! You have company. :-)
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Most of the topics I see lately are things like "Is it ok for women to post pics in their underwear?" or "You should be a vegetarian because..." or "I'm tired of all you b!tches being b!tches so I'm gonna vent publicly".

    Puppies and unicorns it is!

    I HATE PUPPIES!

    So you ARE evil.

    If that makes me evil... :wink:

    If loving puppies is wrong..I don't wanna be right.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I did, to eat back my exercise calories. And then the peasants rejoiced. yay

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  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    If loving puppies is wrong..I don't wanna be right.

    Puppies are cute, but don't tell anyone. Then, I wouldn't be inflammatory.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    I can think of only controversial topics.
    H & B was the first to come to mind.

    I fail at this.

    I am an epic failure at posting acceptable threads! You have company. :-)

    Yay :drinker:
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