Attention
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show your boobs?
Boobs always make me pay more attention!0 -
Free coffee? It's that easy?0
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Take a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.0 -
I really need some. Does anyone have any suggestions about how I can get more of it?
You aren't begging. That seems to work.0 -
Pics or shens.
and... in before lock.0 -
Is this like that thing on the playground in 1st grade where you poke and make fun of the people that you like and want to emulate?0
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Is this like that thing on the playground in 1st grade where you poke and make fun of the people that you like and want to emulate?
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Take a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.0 -
Ask a friend if they want to go out for pizza and sex, and if they say no, then you reply "Thats ok, I wasnt hungry either." :bigsmile:0
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Take a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.0 -
That
I always want some, but not so keen on a coffee right nowI'm going out for coffee, anyone want some?0 -
After reading all the replys......
If you are serious you need to be more specific. What type of attention. Attention from the opposite sex, the same sex, or just whips and chains? Friends, FWB, Friends that wish they had benefits? Parental attention, Sugar daddy, or pimp attention?
That will help us decide the best plan of action to assist.
speaking of sugar daddy, I recieved a msg on Facebook the other day asking if I was a spoiled dirty princess that would treat a man like a dog and take all of his money. I kindly responded, I'm sorry....? He responded with yes, this is real. It is my fetish and I give my money away for being treated like crap. Um..... *crickets*
Oh hell....forward him to my FB page, love.
(totally effing kidding)0 -
Is this like that thing on the playground in 1st grade where you poke and make fun of the people that you like and want to emulate?
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Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)0 -
Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
I heard different, I heard this one time at band camp....0 -
After reading all the replys......
If you are serious you need to be more specific. What type of attention. Attention from the opposite sex, the same sex, or just whips and chains? Friends, FWB, Friends that wish they had benefits? Parental attention, Sugar daddy, or pimp attention?
That will help us decide the best plan of action to assist.
speaking of sugar daddy, I recieved a msg on Facebook the other day asking if I was a spoiled dirty princess that would treat a man like a dog and take all of his money. I kindly responded, I'm sorry....? He responded with yes, this is real. It is my fetish and I give my money away for being treated like crap. Um..... *crickets*
Oh hell....forward him to my FB page, love.
(totally effing kidding)
I was about to send you my login and password so you could go read it. He even sent me a video.....0 -
Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
Thanks for the clarification. Sick sense of humor - GUARANTEED to attract attention - therefore, you win!0 -
Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
I heard different, I heard this one time at band camp....
YOU HEARD NOTHING!!!
(Note to self: the girl knows too much...)0 -
Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
I thought it was pretty funny. I read that and thought........ yup..... would definitely get attention. then in my head I pictured a cute little blonde crouched on the ground flingin poo like a pissed off capuchin.0 -
I'm not a purist like Taso, I like cappuccinos and lattes, lots of foam.0
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That
I always want some, but not so keen on a coffee right nowI'm going out for coffee, anyone want some?
Q, you may have some, and I don't mean coffee either.0 -
Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
I thought it was pretty funny. I read that and thought........ yup..... would definitely get attention. then in my head I pictured a cute little blonde crouched on the ground flingin poo like a pissed off capuchin.
N'awww thanks for calling me cute! ^_^
No one ever suspects the little blonde girl, ever.0 -
Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
Hey, you could be a good match for creepy FB guy - at least online. :noway: :flowerforyou:0 -
Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
Hey, you could be a good match for creepy FB guy - at least online. :noway: :flowerforyou:
What's his number? Does he have a car?
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Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
Hey, you could be a good match for creepy FB guy - at least online. :noway: :flowerforyou:
What's his number? Does he have a car?
he gives you all his money if you treat him lke garbage.... want I shall send the message, including instructional video?0 -
What's his number? Does he have a car?
he gives you all his money if you treat him lke garbage.... want I shall send the message, including instructional video?
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Unfortunately, all his money is probably $30.0 -
Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
Hey, you could be a good match for creepy FB guy - at least online. :noway: :flowerforyou:
What's his number? Does he have a car?
he gives you all his money if you treat him lke garbage.... want I shall send the message, including instructional video?
Sounds like a treat! I'm pretty sure throwing disgusting substances at him would count as treating him like garbage.
You can definitely feel free to send me the message and video, although only if it's for pure comedy purposes. I still haven't got over the horror of a guy messaging me on MySpace (clue that this was ages ago) asking if he could pay me to kick him in the nuts with my boots
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Hahaha, well she didn't say whether she wanted POSITIVE attention or not =PTake a crap on the floor and start throwing it at passers-by.
You'll get a LOT of attention doing that.
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
that was one of those can never be unseen (unread) moments..... that made me throw up.
(I feel I should take this opportunity to point out I am a classy girl with a strange sense of humour who has never defecated in public. You can all relax!)
Hey, you could be a good match for creepy FB guy - at least online. :noway: :flowerforyou:
What's his number? Does he have a car?
he gives you all his money if you treat him lke garbage.... want I shall send the message, including instructional video?
Sounds like a treat! I'm pretty sure throwing disgusting substances at him would count as treating him like garbage.
You can definitely feel free to send me the message and video, although only if it's for pure comedy purposes. I still haven't got over the horror of a guy messaging me on MySpace (clue that this was ages ago) asking if he could pay me to kick him in the nuts with my boots
You said youd never share that with anyone! takes your boots and runs.....0 -
Sounds like a treat! I'm pretty sure throwing disgusting substances at him would count as treating him like garbage.
You can definitely feel free to send me the message and video, although only if it's for pure comedy purposes. I still haven't got over the horror of a guy messaging me on MySpace (clue that this was ages ago) asking if he could pay me to kick him in the nuts with my boots
good call! He might give you even MORE money if you fling poo at him! Let me see if I can log back in....0 -
Sounds like a treat! I'm pretty sure throwing disgusting substances at him would count as treating him like garbage.
You can definitely feel free to send me the message and video, although only if it's for pure comedy purposes. I still haven't got over the horror of a guy messaging me on MySpace (clue that this was ages ago) asking if he could pay me to kick him in the nuts with my boots
good call! He might give you even MORE money if you fling poo at him! Let me see if I can log back in....
So $35 then? Score!0
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