If you woke up as a zombie...

threasarenee

loving this thread

LorinaLynn

Oprah. She has a colossal noggin so there'd be a lot of good eatin'.

Bella3119

I wanna be lauramac when I grow up... I'm just sayin.

ME TOO!!!! lol

Oh, and to answer the question, I'd probably go after Rush Limbaugh.

Trilaina

Martha Stewart's. The zombies always fail because they're disorganzied; hopefully I'll get some of her organizational skills. If not, at least I'll be able to make some aweome centerpieces and sell them on eBay.

piperjon

ME TOO!!!! lol

Oh, and to answer the question, I'd probably go after Rush Limbaugh.

You'll starve looking for a brain in that one. (Rush, not Lauramac...her brains would be bountiful and tasty...mmm!)

Wait, EXCELLENT diet plan!

Pj

LorinaLynn

Assuming I would recognize that he's not quite one of us... yet... I'd go for Keith Richards. Imagine the residual buzz you'd get from all he's done over the years? Trippin' zombie!

_SusieQ_

I would be sad Bc there would be NO MORE WINE FOR ME.

mstemen

I live in Oklahoma and everyone here, including myself, has a plan for the Zombie Apocalypse and many of those people have guns.

Please tell me you're kidding

It's Oklahoma...he's serious, trust me...

So what's the plan?? I should be more prepared.

Plan to avoid zombies:

This is awesome!

CoryIda

Assuming I would recognize that he's not quite one of us... yet... I'd go for Keith Richards. Imagine the residual buzz you'd get from all he's done over the years? Trippin' zombie!

Oooh! Good idea!

lickmybaconcakes

I don't know but I'd definately stay away from

neverstray

I can't believe that none of you have considered the calories. But, you have to consider some things. I mean, do you want to be an overweight zombie? I don't. So, the average human brain weighs 1,300 - 1,400 grams. Beef brain is 590 calories per serving which is 391 grams. The average brain is approximately 3.5 servings. Thus 2065 calories.

So, you could probably eat a little more than half a brain per day, and stay fit.

piperjon

I can't believe that none of you have considered the calories. But, you have to consider some things. I mean, do you want to be an overweight zombie? I don't. So, the average human brain weighs 1,300 - 1,400 grams. Beef brain is 590 calories per serving which is 391 grams. The average brain is approximately 3.5 servings. Thus 2065 calories.

So, you could probably eat a little more than half a brain per day, and stay fit.

:noway: :sad:

!CRAP!

LorinaLynn

I can't believe that none of you have considered the calories. But, you have to consider some things. I mean, do you want to be an overweight zombie? I don't. So, the average human brain weighs 1,300 - 1,400 grams. Beef brain is 590 calories per serving which is 391 grams. The average brain is approximately 3.5 servings. Thus 2065 calories.

So, you could probably eat a little more than half a brain per day, and stay fit.

Personally, I need to eat about 2000 a day to prevent loss of muscle mass as a living person. I'd probably need even MORE to offset decomposition.

LauraMacNCheese

ME TOO!!!! lol

Oh, and to answer the question, I'd probably go after Rush Limbaugh.

You'll starve looking for a brain in that one. (Rush, not Lauramac...her brains would be bountiful and tasty...mmm!)

Wait, EXCELLENT diet plan!

Pj

Awwwww...:blushing: I would so NOT trip you during the zombie apocalypse

dme1977

I d have to say Id start with ALL the richy rich people who have frozen their bodies. in the hopes of future science being able to bring them back to life ....
when science finally evolves THEY will wake up as a zombie:indifferent: :indifferent: ....mwahahahah:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

".... on January 12, 1967, University of California psychology professor James Bedford became the first man to be cryogenically frozen:"
theres an urban legend Walt Disney did it too... he'd be xtra special yummy... full of rainbows and sunshine too...

a lil frostbitten maybe ..

awww dang, they REMOVED my picture :sad: :sad: :sad:

hapoo100

this guy for sure

LauraMacNCheese

I d have to say Id start with ALL the richy rich people who have frozen their bodies. in the hopes of future science being able to bring them back to life ....
when science finally evolves THEY will wake up as a zombie:indifferent: :indifferent: ....mwahahahah:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

".... on January 12, 1967, University of California psychology professor James Bedford became the first man to be cryogenically frozen:"
theres an urban legend Walt Disney did it too... he'd be xtra special yummy... full of rainbows and sunshine too...

a lil frostbitten maybe ..

Frozen dinner? Do they have a Lean Cuisine version? I'd still be watching my figure...

RunLiftEat

I would eat my own brain because it is the only one worthy.

dme1977

I d have to say Id start with ALL the richy rich people who have frozen their bodies. in the hopes of future science being able to bring them back to life ....
when science finally evolves THEY will wake up as a zombie:indifferent: :indifferent: ....mwahahahah:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

".... on January 12, 1967, University of California psychology professor James Bedford became the first man to be cryogenically frozen:"
theres an urban legend Walt Disney did it too... he'd be xtra special yummy... full of rainbows and sunshine too...

a lil frostbitten maybe ..

Frozen dinner? Do they have a Lean Cuisine version? I'd still be watching my figure...

hmmm. well if you stick just to the brains... id say a smart persons brain should be pretty lean//// not enough room in there for the fats...

hapoo100

I d have to say Id start with ALL the richy rich people who have frozen their bodies. in the hopes of future science being able to bring them back to life ....
when science finally evolves THEY will wake up as a zombie:indifferent: :indifferent: ....mwahahahah:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

".... on January 12, 1967, University of California psychology professor James Bedford became the first man to be cryogenically frozen:"
theres an urban legend Walt Disney did it too... he'd be xtra special yummy... full of rainbows and sunshine too...

a lil frostbitten maybe ..

Frozen dinner? Do they have a Lean Cuisine version? I'd still be watching my figure...

hmmm. well if you stick just to the brains... id say a smart persons brain should be pretty lean//// not enough room in there for the fats...

sweet...low fat, I would definitely log them in my diary

LauraMacNCheese

OMG...I just thought of something...if there is a zombie apocalypse does that mean Michael Jackson will be their leader? If so, I'm gonna trip myself and end it all...

hapoo100

OMG...I just thought of something...if there is a zombie apocalypse does that mean Michael Jackson will be their leader? If so, I'm gonna trip myself and end it all...

if he is the leader, they have a really cool dance they do. I saw the Thriller video.

Kityngirl

Oh, and to answer the question, I'd probably go after Rush Limbaugh.

Wait....I thought the goal of zombies was to eat brains.....


Yeah and I completely agree with this:

it would be a horrible surprise and i'm sure before i could eat his brain my husband would shoot me

I just asked him if he would, and he said yes, "and then there would be some good loving while you're still warm" lmao!!

sick...

LauraMacNCheese

OMG...I just thought of something...if there is a zombie apocalypse does that mean Michael Jackson will be their leader? If so, I'm gonna trip myself and end it all...

if he is the leader, they have a really cool dance they do. I saw the Thriller video.

I bet he'd be a diva...

HorrorChix89

I think everyone with an actual plan will be eaten/turned first. THERE GOES YOUR FREAKING PLAN! HA IN YO FACE!

Anyway I'd probably eat everyone in my house then sit in front of my laptop trying to eat the brains of the people here through the screen.

elsham

No names, but I'd go for some smart people. It's more about quality than quantity.

DAM_Fine

I live in Oklahoma and everyone here, including myself, has a plan for the Zombie Apocalypse and many of those people have guns.

Please tell me you're kidding

It's Oklahoma...he's serious, trust me...

So what's the plan?? I should be more prepared.

Plan to avoid zombies:

Okay, this one had me laughing hysterically!

ChristineMarie89

I am a *!@#ing zombie!!!!
but you dont have to worry cuz i eat brains xD