The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!

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taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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The evil white carb pushing machine is the least of your worries. Those artificial sweeteners, colors, and flavors may kill you, but not soon enough. Where will you be when it all goes down? On the elliptical? On line at the drivethru? Will you be prepared?

I am not guaranteeing that you can be saved.

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  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    Meh. I'm a triathlete. The rest of you are zombie food.
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
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    nice, Bob.

    I'll be in line at Starbucks for my last iced grande soy 2-pump pumpkin spice latte.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    The world ends tomorrow, you say?

    I'm wearing too much clothing for this...
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    The world ends tomorrow, you say?

    I'm wearing too much clothing for this...

    The world can`t end tomorrow because I am not out drinking with Q tonight. :flowerforyou:
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    Can zombies run/walk fast in sand? I'll be on the beach biotch. Yeah!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    The world is ending and we may die?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    By the way, I think everyone who spoke disparagingly about my "Castle in Space" idea, owes me an apology.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Meh. I'm a triathlete. The rest of you are zombie food.

    Not if we trip you first
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
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    OY, this explains so much!
    Can zombies run/walk fast in sand? I'll be on the beach biotch. Yeah!

    Me too! I'm working on thinking of ways to make make some parts quicksandy so they can just be sucked in/slowed down while I soak up some rays. Then I will run.
  • fitnesspirateninja
    fitnesspirateninja Posts: 667 Member
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    You're totally bumming me out, man...
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Meh. I'm a triathlete. The rest of you are zombie food.

    You will be my Otis.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Oh no!! I can't have intercourse my wife is out of town!! I'll text her right now before the world ends!
  • skinnylove00
    skinnylove00 Posts: 662 Member
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    geez, this is the mfp over 2,000 post club i want to get in ^^^^
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,119 Member
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    By the way, I think everyone who spoke disparagingly about my "Castle in Space" idea, owes me an apology.

    I already called dibs on the second floor......that little room in the tower.....
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
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    ... I always appreciate a Subgenius topic.

    Bob Dobbs is a true folk hero.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    the worlds going to end. i need to get married first. i wounder do zombies girls like marriage for ever. yeah can't wait

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  • firedudecndn
    firedudecndn Posts: 25
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    If the world was going to end tomorrow then it would already have ended in Australia.

    Google: Does Australia still exist?
    Answer: Yes

    Conclusion: the world has not ended where it is already tomorrow so it is unlikely to end here when it is tomorrow. But maybe the day after that?
  • pamelad77
    pamelad77 Posts: 292 Member
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    According to their website, they have events planned in July 21012 lol, so even they're not really sure!
  • freezerburn2012
    freezerburn2012 Posts: 273 Member
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    Meh. I'm a triathlete. The rest of you are zombie food.

    You will be my Otis.

    Shane? Is that you?

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