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Is that your phone in your pocket, or are you..

10acity
10acity Posts: 798 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
just kidding, that's awful.

Inspired by another recent post. I'd like to hear the BEST ways you've been hit on. I think guys could use a little virtual pat on the back for doing this well (and I'm sure others need ideas).

1. I was leaving the Spokane airport when a cute TSA agent told me I had pretty hair, then asked where I was going. I replied "home," currently Virginia. He replied, a little shyly, "Pity."

2. I was out sick one day and a colleague (who I never realized was interested) called to get a question answered. He said "playing hooky?" and I answered, "yeah, with my sofa." He quickly replied: "lucky sofa." I thought it was very sweet.

Your turn.

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  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    Aw c'mon!
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    Mostly, I get "Hey *****, you fine as ****..." or something similar. Most guys have me at "Hey, *****" and I'm on my knees in a second.

    There was a time, though, where a man had sent me his number with a waitress. He wrote, "To the Curley Head Girl, I'm the white guy" with his name and number. I threw it away because I was eating dinner with my mom.
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    Nothing worse than cheesey pick-up lines, for example I was once stopped on the beach by some guy who asked me if I was from tennessee... I said no of course.... And he said, oh, well, you're the only ten I see....

    Cheese Factor? Off the charts.

    There are those guys that always surprise you though...who don't necessarily try hard but say just the right thing. :)
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    Nothing worse than cheesey pick-up lines, for example I was once stopped on the beach by some guy who asked me if I was from tennessee... I said no of course.... And he said, oh, well, you're the only ten I see....

    Cheese Factor? Off the charts.

    There are those guys that always surprise you though...who don't necessarily try hard but say just the right thing. :)

    Yeah, that's terrible. I was hoping for some GOOD ones!!
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    Being a redhead, the absolute worse one I've gotten has been "So.. Does the carpet really match the drapes?"

    Because that's just the MOST original line ANYONE has ever come up with, and I've NEVER head that before in my life. Just so clever.
  • lumina0o0
    lumina0o0 Posts: 498 Member
    I have never gotten any cute pick up lines, but the creepiest thing a guy has said to me as I was leaving a club, was "I didn't know you were leaving, I wanted to talk to you, I've been watching you all night"
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    So I am the only woman on the planet who has been hit on in a sweet/endearing way!? Insane!
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
    Before my first date with my wife, I texted her asking if she was ready for her last first date ever. Obviously it came true. Unfortunately that wasn't the first time I had used that - haha
  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
    Honestly..... The only pick up line that has ever really worked on me is not a line.

    "Hi I'm .........., what's your name?"

    Simple and honest > cute and sweet. For me anyway.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    I once walked up to a girl and told her that she looked just like my second wife. She said "Really? How many times have you been married?", of course, I answered "only Once, so far!"
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