that's debatable....
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NO YOU ARE WRONG!!0 -
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sorry, i would do Pac over Biggie...
Oh, so you hatin' on us, fat boys, huh? Yeah, well, you're....Ugggh….You're Just A Bad Person…Like All The Way Through To Your Core!
nothing to do with body...Biggie had an f'd up face....0 -
I am in the mood for an argument...and it seems like I am not the only one with that feeling today. So let's open it up! If you participate, no butthurts please!
I'm all about hurtin' your butt. :flowerforyou:0 -
The Cast (in order of appearance.)
M= Man looking for an argument
R= Receptionist
Q= Abuser
A= Arguer (John Cleese)
C= Complainer (Eric Idle)
H= Head Hitter
M: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
M: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
M: Well, what is the cost?
R: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.
R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
Pause
R: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
M: Thank you.
(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)
Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!
(Walk down the corridor)
M: (Knock)
A: Come in.
M: Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?
A: I told you once.
M: No you haven't.
A: Yes I have.
M: When?
A: Just now.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't
A: I did!
M: You didn't!
A: I'm telling you I did!
M: You did not!!
A: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
M: Oh, just the five minutes.
A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not.
A: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
M: No you did not.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't.
A: Did.
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn't.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
A: Yes it is!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn't.
M: It is.
A: Not at all.
M: Now look.
A: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
M: What?
A: That's it. Good morning.
M: I was just getting interested.
A: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!
A: I'm afraid it was.
M: It wasn't.
Pause
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
M: What?!
A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
A: (Hums)
M: Look, this is ridiculous.
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Oh, all right.
(pays money)
A: Thank you.
short pause
M: Well?
A: Well what?
M: That wasn't really five minutes, just now.
A: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
M: I just paid!
A: No you didn't.
M: I DID!
A: No you didn't.
M: Look, I don't want to argue about that.
A: Well, you didn't pay.
M: Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!
A: No you haven't.
M: Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.
A: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
M: Oh I've had enough of this.
A: No you haven't.
M: Oh Shut up.
(Walks down the stairs. Opens door.)
M: I want to complain.
C: You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
M: No, I want to complain about...
C: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
M: Oh!
C: Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.
(Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door.)
M: Hello, I want to... Ooooh!
H: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again.
M: uuuwwhh!!
H: Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there.
M: No.
H: Now..
M: Waaaaah!!!
H: Good, Good! That's it.
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: What?
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: Stop hitting you?
M: Yes!
H: Why did you come in here then?
M: I wanted to complain.
H: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
M: What a stupid concept.0 -
NO YOU ARE WRONG!!
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sorry, i would do Pac over Biggie...
Oh, so you hatin' on us, fat boys, huh? Yeah, well, you're....Ugggh….You're Just A Bad Person…Like All The Way Through To Your Core!
nothing to do with body...Biggie had an f'd up face....
They both sounded sexy as hell, tho
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Pac or Biggie?
Pac.
WTG! (what the guac)
How can you say Pac?
Obviously, Biggie is the best.
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I'm not one to argue, but I have to completely disagree with you here. It's absurd that you would even bring that up, especially with all of the recent studies posted on the topic. Did you even bother to do any research before rattling off your idiotic opinions?
Look, I am certified in over 20 countries and considered a specialist by 13 Internet bloggers. Just look at my awesome signature with all of my credentials in bold.
True, some may consider this topic open to opinions but let's face it - my opinion is correct.
Just to make myself clear, let me invalidate some of the other points you make. Oh, and you are ugly, so there.0 -
Pac.Pac or Biggie?
WTG! (what the guac)
How can you say Pac?
Obviously, Biggie is the best.
:P
Finally, someone who knows about the topic, since they agree with my point of view!0 -
I am in the mood for an argument...and it seems like I am not the only one with that feeling today. So let's open it up! If you participate, no butthurts please!
No you're not. You're probably just thirsty. Drink a glass of water and see if the feeling persists.
Lol!! Now that's funny.
And how can you report a thread that's on the message board under "chit-chat, fun, and game"? Somebody's in a bad mood and might need to go exercise that stress off... :ohwell:0 -
I'm not one to argue, but I have to completely disagree with you here. It's absurd that you would even bring that up, especially with all of the recent studies posted on the topic. Did you even bother to do any research before rattling off your idiotic opinions?
Look, I am certified in over 20 countries and considered a specialist by 13 Internet bloggers. Just look at my awesome signature with all of my credentials in bold.
True, some may consider this topic open to opinions but let's face it - my opinion is correct.
Just to make myself clear, let me invalidate some of the other points you make. Oh, and you are ugly, so there.
are you calling me ugly!!!!????0 -
Running vs Biking
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1
GO!
BIKING!
F THE HATERS!
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Inconceivable!I'm not one to argue, but I have to completely disagree with you here. It's absurd that you would even bring that up, especially with all of the recent studies posted on the topic. Did you even bother to do any research before rattling off your idiotic opinions?
Look, I am certified in over 20 countries and considered a specialist by 13 Internet bloggers. Just look at my awesome signature with all of my credentials in bold.
True, some may consider this topic open to opinions but let's face it - my opinion is correct.
Just to make myself clear, let me invalidate some of the other points you make. Oh, and you are ugly, so there.
are you calling me ugly!!!!????0 -
I am in the mood for an argument...and it seems like I am not the only one with that feeling today. So let's open it up! If you participate, no butthurts please!
No you're not. You're probably just thirsty. Drink a glass of water and see if the feeling persists.
Lol!! Now that's funny.
And how can you report a thread that's on the message board under "chit-chat, fun, and game"? Somebody's in a bad mood and might need to go exercise that stress off... :ohwell:
do you come here often...happens, every.single.day.0 -
And thus it begins :devil:0
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well, heck...this may be the first time you've posted something I like!
Not really here for your personal amusement, dear. :flowerforyou: Just a feeble attempt to get you to move your posts off the main forums so I don't have to see them.0 -
Pac or Biggie?
Biggie all the way. West coast is the best coast. For rap and everything else.0 -
I'm not one to argue, but I have to completely disagree with you here. It's absurd that you would even bring that up, especially with all of the recent studies posted on the topic. Did you even bother to do any research before rattling off your idiotic opinions?
Look, I am certified in over 20 countries and considered a specialist by 13 Internet bloggers. Just look at my awesome signature with all of my credentials in bold.
True, some may consider this topic open to opinions but let's face it - my opinion is correct.
Just to make myself clear, let me invalidate some of the other points you make. Oh, and you are ugly, so there.
*nods*
Yeah.... I totally agree. I always listen the experts...0 -
B.I.G. P.O.P.P.A. no info for the D.E.A.0
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well, heck...this may be the first time you've posted something I like!
Not really here for your personal amusement, dear. :flowerforyou: Just a feeble attempt to get you to move your posts off the main forums so I don't have to see them.
I think I'm in love. 0 -
B.I.G. P.O.P.P.A. no info for the D.E.A.
Sold, the dude with the rad picture agrees with me, so I win!
How you like me now?!0 -
well, heck...this may be the first time you've posted something I like!
Not really here for your personal amusement, dear. :flowerforyou: Just a feeble attempt to get you to move your posts off the main forums so I don't have to see them.
Ok, now we got some girl on girl action goin' ON!0 -
I have to go with Pac...Biggie always sounded like he had a mouthful when he rapped.0
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I have to go with Pac...Biggie always sounded like he had a mouthful when he rapped.0
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Mac or PC
Coke or Pepsi
Chevy or Ford
World peace will be had if we can come to an agreement on any of these.0 -
Looks like the argument is getting ready to take off........0
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I'm not one to argue, but I have to completely disagree with you here. It's absurd that you would even bring that up, especially with all of the recent studies posted on the topic. Did you even bother to do any research before rattling off your idiotic opinions?
Look, I am certified in over 20 countries and considered a specialist by 13 Internet bloggers. Just look at my awesome signature with all of my credentials in bold.
True, some may consider this topic open to opinions but let's face it - my opinion is correct.
Just to make myself clear, let me invalidate some of the other points you make. Oh, and you are ugly, so there.
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Ok, now we got some girl on girl action goin' ON!
HA! Don't get too excited! I like my girls more..... feisty than fake.0
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