boys don't like me

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  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
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    Boys don't like me either, no guy ever looks at me lol. Great way to boost your self esteem eh haha.

    How is that possible?
    Lol what do you mean?

    it means your ploy was a great success!
  • NeedANewFocus
    NeedANewFocus Posts: 898 Member
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    boys dont like me, men hate me, girls laugh at me and women scare me. lol
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
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    Boys don't like me either, no guy ever looks me lol. Great way to boost your self esteem eh haha.

    I'm looking at you right now :wink:
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    Maybe you should stop wearing shirts


    um, i ~have~. did you not look at any of my profile pictures?

    I did.


    I was expecting topless photos.

    I am dissapoint. ಠ_ಠ


    damn mfp mods ... deleting all my boobie porn.
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
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    Of course they don't - they're too busy lusting after those elbows.

    She has elbows too...I missed that!! :noway:
  • kabloozi
    kabloozi Posts: 119 Member
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    I'd lick you.

    Oh! You said like. Well, ok.

    LOL! Awesome...what a good laugh.
    Ok boys drool, girls rule! Good fun post!
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    Maybe you should stop wearing shirts


    um, i ~have~. did you not look at any of my profile pictures?

    If that's not working you should take your pants off too.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
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    Only 1 boy has truly ever liked me, It took me 24 years to meet him.
    Before that there were a few that wanted to make out, but that's about it :ohwell:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    I reccomend smothering yourself in bacon: everyone loves bacon.

    I agree with Captain Underpants.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    Maybe you should stop wearing shirts


    um, i ~have~. did you not look at any of my profile pictures?

    If that's not working you should take your pants off too.


    okay, let me make notes..

    shirt .. off. check.
    pants... off check.

    what if they still dont like me?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    Maybe you should stop wearing shirts


    um, i ~have~. did you not look at any of my profile pictures?

    If that's not working you should take your pants off too.


    okay, let me make notes..

    shirt .. off. check.
    pants... off check.

    what if they still dont like me?
    Well, there is that one trick...
    you know...

    Never mind. I want to keep that one for my personal use. :)
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    Maybe you should stop wearing shirts


    um, i ~have~. did you not look at any of my profile pictures?

    If that's not working you should take your pants off too.


    okay, let me make notes..

    shirt .. off. check.
    pants... off check.

    what if they still dont like me?
    Well, there is that one trick...
    you know...

    Never mind. I want to keep that one for my personal use. :)

    you better keep your mouth shut girl or i will ~never~ do that for you again.

    okay. i would anyway.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    Maybe you should stop wearing shirts


    um, i ~have~. did you not look at any of my profile pictures?

    If that's not working you should take your pants off too.


    okay, let me make notes..

    shirt .. off. check.
    pants... off check.

    what if they still dont like me?

    With all of that off take a picture of you with your hands on your hips trying to touch your elbows behind your back.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlwvElYGYiAtsOBsqraGEg2AMCwEmMEgKNG1QFZgXEUJcPhOIM
    That kid looks like he is being chased by sperm.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlwvElYGYiAtsOBsqraGEg2AMCwEmMEgKNG1QFZgXEUJcPhOIM
    That kid looks like he is being chased by sperm.

    Buahahaha! That's pretty funny.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I don't like people and people don't like me. Everybody's happy! :smile:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    I don't like people and people don't like me. Everybody's happy! :smile:

    That's not true. I think you are divine! Note the small "d" here so as to avoid any confusion.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Shameless cry for attention ...check
    Sufficient amount of nudity to keep males interested but not enough to draw ire from profile pic police...check
    Obvious leghumping...check
    Mention of girl on girl potentials ...check

    Thread rating 7.5
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
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    Mention of girl on girl potentials ...check

    Thread rating 7.5

    This alone will draw in the men... Every Time.
  • JMarigold
    JMarigold Posts: 232 Member
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    I want to agree with lauramac today it's been that kind of day!

    Yep

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