WHY is there a...

maf66

Wasp in my bathroom?

I've checked all the forums, so I know this is not a double post. If I missed a post about this topic please, very kindly, refer me to the proper forum and I will take my issue there and delete this.

HOWEVER, if you feel you are fully equipped to help me out with my current situation, I will gladly heed your advice.

PLEASE, SERIOUS POSTERS ONLY! I don't want any nonsense crap if you have no facts to back it up.

I just want to know why there is a wasp in my bathroom because I have to pee.

That is all.

maf66

Anybody?

maf66

Are you trying to tell me nobody has ever had a wasp in their bedroom?

stephstar15

Knowing why there is a wasp in your bathroom will allow you to go pee? That is ridiculous, go pee.

_HeathBar_

cool story bro

maf66

It will not. It's hovering over the latrine, silly

nammer79

I hate wasp and i'm not scared to say they scare the crap out of me and i avoid them any way I can any other bug I'm cool with but wasp blah i say blah. (I will handle them if I have to but rather just work my way around the speedy little beast of stinger death)

k8lyn_235

idk. there's one in my workplace right now and it's making me nervous.

SwannySez

The wasp represents change.

Sl1ghtly

Obviously this wasp needs to go potty. However, being a tiny wasp, it lacks the strength to lift the toilet seat. The solution here is to lift the seat for the wasp.

You may want to turn the water on. Wasps have difficulty with faucets.

onequirkygirl

I would use a different bathroom.

LauraMacNCheese

cool story bro

maf66

Obviously this wasp needs to go potty. However, being a tiny wasp, it lacks the strength to lift the toilet seat. The solution here is to lift the seat for the wasp.

You may want to turn the water on. Wasps have difficulty with faucets.

That is good, sound advice. I shall try it. Thank you.

maf66

I would use a different bathroom.

I wish I had one...

penrbrown

I wonder... is there really a wasp? Or are you imagining it?

Also, is it your bathroom or bedroom? Because initially you said bathroom and then you asked if we had ever had wasps in our bedrooms. A bathroom is not a bedroom... so the two are not related and I'm uncertain why you would ask if we've ever had them in our bedrooms, unless there is no bathroom, no wasp and in fact no bedroom.

maf66

I wonder... is there really a wasp? Or are you imagining it?

Also, is it your bathroom or bedroom? Because initially you said bathroom and then you asked if we had ever had wasps in our bedrooms. A bathroom is not a bedroom... so the two are not related and I'm uncertain why you would ask if we've ever had them in our bedrooms, unless there is no bathroom, no wasp and in fact no bedroom.

OMG I'M SO CONFUSED I CONFUSED EVEN MYSELF! :noway:

maf66

I just checked. It's the BATHROOM. Uh huh, the bathroom. For sure this time.

misskerouac

If there is a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant in your bathroom, you should just kindly ask them to leave, there's no reason to get all prejudice about it.

nic_ci

You made me turn my computer on to read this!!! REALLY...lol

maf66

If there is a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant in your bathroom, you should just kindly ask them to leave, there's no reason to get all prejudice about it.

Nope. This is a wasp of color. Thank you for your PC concern tho.

Toddrific

hair spray+lighter=fixed.

maf66

You made me turn my computer on to read this!!! REALLY...lol

Oooops... I've angered the kitty...

JMarigold

Because wasps are innately evil and know where to go to be the MOST trouble.

Guess you will just have to use a pot from the kitchen. Do it the old way . . .

_Timmeh_

Magazine...any ol magazine and take a swing at it.

maf66

Because wasps are innately evil and know where to go to be the MOST trouble.

Guess you will just have to use a pot from the kitchen. Do it the old way . . .

Oh sure. But how do I shower then? Huh?

WhittRak

Punch it in the face. Problem solved.

AmberJslimsAWAY

If you angle yourself just right, you can pee on it... That will fix both the needing to use the potty, and killing the wasp!

No need to thank me, I'm a problem solver.

SergeantSunshine_reused

I had a hornet in my bedroom and slept on the couch for a few days xD My roomie killed it, and I slept on the couch one more night just in case:sick:

clydethecat

it reminds me of the scene in the mini series for the shining, when the dad bring in the wasps nest and says all the wasps are out of it, but then in the night, the wasps come back and sting the kid over and over...

i have a phobia of anything that flies and stings, so i would run screaming from the house and go to a gas station to pee... or really, i'd probably pee myself...

ivansmomma

In reading this profound topic, it has helped me to stay away from snacking while pondering the reason why there is a wasp in your bathroom. Just smack the c*rap out of it with a paper or magazine (as suggested above) and kill the sucker!! I really don't think "da family" will come after you because you killed it!!

Toddrific

If you angle yourself just right, you can pee on it... That will fix both the needing to use the potty, and killing the wasp!

No need to thank me, I'm a problem solver.

I'm having trouble picturing how that'd work...but it's fun to imagine.