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maf66
maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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Wasp in my bathroom?

I've checked all the forums, so I know this is not a double post. If I missed a post about this topic please, very kindly, refer me to the proper forum and I will take my issue there and delete this.

HOWEVER, if you feel you are fully equipped to help me out with my current situation, I will gladly heed your advice.

PLEASE, SERIOUS POSTERS ONLY! I don't want any nonsense crap if you have no facts to back it up.

I just want to know why there is a wasp in my bathroom because I have to pee.

That is all.
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  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    Anybody?
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    Are you trying to tell me nobody has ever had a wasp in their bedroom?
  • stephstar15
    stephstar15 Posts: 125
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    Knowing why there is a wasp in your bathroom will allow you to go pee? That is ridiculous, go pee.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
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    cool story bro
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    It will not. It's hovering over the latrine, silly
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 707 Member
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    I hate wasp and i'm not scared to say they scare the crap out of me and i avoid them any way I can any other bug I'm cool with but wasp blah i say blah. (I will handle them if I have to but rather just work my way around the speedy little beast of stinger death)
  • k8lyn_235
    k8lyn_235 Posts: 507 Member
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    idk. there's one in my workplace right now and it's making me nervous.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    The wasp represents change.
  • Sl1ghtly
    Sl1ghtly Posts: 855 Member
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    Obviously this wasp needs to go potty. However, being a tiny wasp, it lacks the strength to lift the toilet seat. The solution here is to lift the seat for the wasp.

    You may want to turn the water on. Wasps have difficulty with faucets.
  • onequirkygirl
    onequirkygirl Posts: 303 Member
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    I would use a different bathroom.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    cool story bro

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  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    Obviously this wasp needs to go potty. However, being a tiny wasp, it lacks the strength to lift the toilet seat. The solution here is to lift the seat for the wasp.

    You may want to turn the water on. Wasps have difficulty with faucets.

    That is good, sound advice. I shall try it. Thank you.
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    I would use a different bathroom.

    I wish I had one...
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
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    I wonder... is there really a wasp? Or are you imagining it?

    Also, is it your bathroom or bedroom? Because initially you said bathroom and then you asked if we had ever had wasps in our bedrooms. A bathroom is not a bedroom... so the two are not related and I'm uncertain why you would ask if we've ever had them in our bedrooms, unless there is no bathroom, no wasp and in fact no bedroom.
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    I wonder... is there really a wasp? Or are you imagining it?

    Also, is it your bathroom or bedroom? Because initially you said bathroom and then you asked if we had ever had wasps in our bedrooms. A bathroom is not a bedroom... so the two are not related and I'm uncertain why you would ask if we've ever had them in our bedrooms, unless there is no bathroom, no wasp and in fact no bedroom.

    OMG I'M SO CONFUSED I CONFUSED EVEN MYSELF! :noway:
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    I just checked. It's the BATHROOM. Uh huh, the bathroom. For sure this time.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
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    If there is a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant in your bathroom, you should just kindly ask them to leave, there's no reason to get all prejudice about it.
  • nic_ci
    nic_ci Posts: 110 Member
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    You made me turn my computer on to read this!!! REALLY...lol
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    If there is a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant in your bathroom, you should just kindly ask them to leave, there's no reason to get all prejudice about it.

    Nope. This is a wasp of color. Thank you for your PC concern tho.
  • Toddrific
    Toddrific Posts: 1,114 Member
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    hair spray+lighter=fixed.

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