The Thread about Something - Part 31

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:bigsmile:

Whatcha thinkin' this fine morning Maxie?

This:

What items should God have given us on Day 1?

1. The Toilet. - To me it was unfair of God to put Adam and Eve in the garden and then not give them a crapper. Can you imagine the first time they had to take a dump? I mean, they didnt' even have a shovel to dig a hole with.

2. Nail Clippers - How did people trim their nails before the clipper came out? I'm talking from the beginning of time u p until about 1970?

3. Scissors - Haircuts must have sucked for thousands of years.

Discuss.

I bet thoughts 2 & 3 were contemplated while sitting on the topic of #1 while maybe doing #2.

:ohwell:

kimber607

Morning all

Can I join the love feast!?

Hey Tam..Dh just left for CT to play golf/dinner with a client

Kim

Hey Kim. Cool! Where in CT?

Not sure?
He said it was only about 1hr from here.....
When I was working we had an office in CT I went to a few times...really pretty area...mmmmmm..can't member the name...
Oh, stamford....do u live anywhere around there...I think it took us about 1.5hrs from the city (if i remember correctly)

Was that the one time you left the house?

Uh?
I admit to having an unusual diet but I never said I was agoraphobic (that's when people are afraid to leave home, right??

Tiff_09

:bigsmile:

Whatcha thinkin' this fine morning Maxie?

This:

What items should God have given us on Day 1?

1. The Toilet. - To me it was unfair of God to put Adam and Eve in the garden and then not give them a crapper. Can you imagine the first time they had to take a dump? I mean, they didnt' even have a shovel to dig a hole with.

2. Nail Clippers - How did people trim their nails before the clipper came out? I'm talking from the beginning of time u p until about 1970?

3. Scissors - Haircuts must have sucked for thousands of years.

Discuss.

I bet thoughts 2 & 3 were contemplated while sitting on the topic of #1 while maybe doing #2.

:ohwell:

Thanks for that visual FORK!!! :noway:

:laugh:

FORKDOWN

:bigsmile:

Whatcha thinkin' this fine morning Maxie?

This:

What items should God have given us on Day 1?

1. The Toilet. - To me it was unfair of God to put Adam and Eve in the garden and then not give them a crapper. Can you imagine the first time they had to take a dump? I mean, they didnt' even have a shovel to dig a hole with.

2. Nail Clippers - How did people trim their nails before the clipper came out? I'm talking from the beginning of time u p until about 1970?

3. Scissors - Haircuts must have sucked for thousands of years.

Discuss.

I bet thoughts 2 & 3 were contemplated while sitting on the topic of #1 while maybe doing #2.

:ohwell:

Thanks for that visual FORK!!! :noway:

:laugh:

Sorry I am a numbers kinda of guy.

TamTastic

Leave it up to the men to keep it real! :laugh:

Theresa35

:bigsmile:

Whatcha thinkin' this fine morning Maxie?

This:

What items should God have given us on Day 1?

1. The Toilet. - To me it was unfair of God to put Adam and Eve in the garden and then not give them a crapper. Can you imagine the first time they had to take a dump? I mean, they didnt' even have a shovel to dig a hole with.

2. Nail Clippers - How did people trim their nails before the clipper came out? I'm talking from the beginning of time u p until about 1970?

3. Scissors - Haircuts must have sucked for thousands of years.

Discuss.

I bet thoughts 2 & 3 were contemplated while sitting on the topic of #1 while maybe doing #2.

:ohwell:

:noway:

:laugh:

kimber607

Morning all

Can I join the love feast!?

Hey Tam..Dh just left for CT to play golf/dinner with a client

Kim

Hey Kim. Cool! Where in CT?

Not sure?
He said it was only about 1hr from here.....
When I was working we had an office in CT I went to a few times...really pretty area...mmmmmm..can't member the name...
Oh, stamford....do u live anywhere around there...I think it took us about 1.5hrs from the city (if i remember correctly)

Was that the one time you left the house?

Uh?
I admit to having an unusual diet but I never said I was agoraphobic (that's when people are afraid to leave home, right??

I didn't say you were agoraphobic. I just said you were afraid to leave the house.

I'm not....Max
:mad:
anyway, as interesting as hairy armpits and toilet bowls are...
NEXT topic, p-lease!

kimber607

Morning all

Can I join the love feast!?

Hey Tam..Dh just left for CT to play golf/dinner with a client

Kim

Hey Kim. Cool! Where in CT?

Not sure?
He said it was only about 1hr from here.....
When I was working we had an office in CT I went to a few times...really pretty area...mmmmmm..can't member the name...
Oh, stamford....do u live anywhere around there...I think it took us about 1.5hrs from the city (if i remember correctly)

Was that the one time you left the house?

Uh?
I admit to having an unusual diet but I never said I was agoraphobic (that's when people are afraid to leave home, right??

I didn't say you were agoraphobic. I just said you were afraid to leave the house.

I'm not....Max
:mad:
anyway, as interesting as hairy armpits and toilet bowls are...
NEXT topic, p-lease!

This topic still has legs!

Ok, then were are all the comments?
:yawn:

FORKDOWN

I dont like pool.

You have to start by racking your .....

:noway:

TamTastic

As far as shaving..........hmmmmm.

I think I agree that feminine hygiene products would be more desirable back in the day. You know.....when Max was a tike!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

TamTastic

Is it tyke or tike?:huh:

kimber607

Is it tyke or tike?:huh:

tike.

One thing that never gets old is making fun of Max's advanced age
*someone wake up Max...he probably fell a sleep again on his computer...time for his morning nap*
get the nurse......

FORKDOWN

No you rack your brains on the toilet.

(I have to admit this is keeping my mind off eating the cheese danish calling me right now)

Tiff_09

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