I'm having a 1985 flashback

vaderandbill
vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
in Chit-Chat
"Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a b!tch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, @sshole, jerk."

"You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful."

"Shut up b!tch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie."

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  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
    "Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a b!tch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, @sshole, jerk."

    "You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful."

    "Shut up b!tch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie."

    He'll get up. We'll all get up. It'll be ANARCHY!!!!!
  • annamolly22
    annamolly22 Posts: 22
    "Did I stutter?"
  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
    Why do you have to insult everybody?
    I'm being honest, *kitten*. I would expect you to know the difference
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place
  • TOYGRRRL
    TOYGRRRL Posts: 251 Member
    BREAKFAST CLUB ! ! ! ! R U L E S ! ! ! ! !
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
    Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
    Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

    ^ this still makes me laugh the hardest every time I watch it.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    "Goonies never say die!"

    "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

    "Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? "
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    "What if your house...what if your family...what if your dope was on fire"

    "Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear"
  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
    "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

    I'm PLEASED to say that my 9 y/o sister stayed with me recently. The ONLY movies she requested to watch were my BTTF trilogy and my Ghostbusters collection. I. Love. That. Kid.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    "Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? "

    Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my *kitten* right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

    I'm PLEASED to say that my 9 y/o sister stayed with me recently. The ONLY movies she requested to watch were my BTTF trilogy and my Ghostbusters collection. I. Love. That. Kid.

    Now that is a cool kid!!
  • LosingLizard
    LosingLizard Posts: 69
    John - How many is that?

    Brian - That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.

    Vernon: Now it's eight. You stay out of this.
  • Celeigh12
    Celeigh12 Posts: 763 Member
    You mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    "Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? "

    Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my *kitten* right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.

    How 'bout a nice, greeeazy pork sandwich, served on a dirty ashtray
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Some of the best from 1985 and this doesn't even get into Hair Metal!!!

    I Want To Know What Love Is » Foreigner
    Money For Nothing » Dire Straits
    Can't Fight This Feeling » REO Speedwagon
    We Built This City » Starship
    The Power Of Love » Huey Lewis & The News
    Don't You (Forget About Me) » Simple Minds
    We Are The World » U.S.A. For Africa
    Heaven » Bryan Adams
    We Belong » Pat Benatar
    Never Surrender » Corey Hart
    The Search Is Over » Survivor
    The Boys Of Summer » Don Henley
    Run To You » Bryan Adams
    Glory Days » Bruce Springsteen
    Summer Of '69 » Bryan Adams
    What About Love » Heart
    California Girls » David Lee Roth
    Born In The USA » Bruce Springsteen
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    "Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? "

    Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my *kitten* right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.

    How 'bout a nice, greeeazy pork sandwich, served on a dirty ashtray

    You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.

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