The Gift

AllenMom4

I thought this was so funny, and being a teacher myself it really made me think!


On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy storeowner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor storeowner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy.

"I give up," she said. "What is it?"

The boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

heather0mc

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