How to Kill Your Out-of-Shape Boyfriend

HorrorChix89
HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Step 1: Talk him into going for a walk after sunset (because you need to get at least SOME exercise in)

Step 2: As you walk, let him lead so he can pick the trails less taken (ex: crossing over a bridge with no side walk so you have to run to beat the car coming towards you)

Step 3: After beating said car and making it safely to other side of said bridge, he'll kill himself easily by looking the other way and stepping into a pot hole and breaking his ankle. (I gave him a 7.5 for the tuck and roll he pulled off, the landing was a little wack)

Step 4: Next morning, accidentally hit that same injured ankle while moving the covers from over your body

Step 5: He'll scream in pain and accuse you of trying to murder him

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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    awww!!! Poor guy! but lol
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    My....he's a...gem?
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    In his defense he was trying to make me happy and keep me within my step goals for the week. Although he should've seen that pot hole...

    It's my fault, I wanted to help him get fit and I nearly ended him!!! D:
  • MILICA1986
    MILICA1986 Posts: 168 Member
    1) run him over with a car....if he survives
    2) kill him with fire
    3) take his house, car, best man and a dog

    Hope this helps!:bigsmile:
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    1) run him over with a car....if he survives
    2) kill him with fire
    3) take his house, car, best man and dog

    Hope this helps!

    1) My car sits too low, would cause more damage to myself
    2) might work
    3) working on it (but he doesn't have a dog)
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    You need to date a better class of men.....ahem.....
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    Aww..poor guy! Offer him a massage or something later for trying to be a good guy!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I'm thinking he may want a new girlfriend.... am I the only one? poor guy! Hope the ankle heals quickly!!
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    I gave him a back rub, didn't help him much :(

    Now we can't go walking anymore during my visit
  • NicolePatriot
    NicolePatriot Posts: 621 Member
    Hahaha, busted!! He figured out your plan, lol.

    For real, sucks though. Sprained ankles can hurt like a b!
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    lol he's trying to be a man and not limp in front of me...but I can see through his smile
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