The secret to a thigh gap: REVEALED!

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elcieloesazul
elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
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Stand with your legs farther apart. :drinker:

Anyway, happy Saturday, everyone! I hope you are all doing well, chewing bubble gum/kicking @ss, and remembering to love yourselves and others. :flowerforyou:

EDIT: *The secret to THE thigh gap.
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  • twinlaced
    twinlaced Posts: 46 Member
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    Maybe you're right. I think I am going to give up on getting a real one. Screw this. I'm going to start walking pigeon toed.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    That's the only way I'll ever have one!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
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    You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

    Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,383 Member
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    You've got it all wrong, you have to do it like the girls in the magazines: airbrushing.
  • BlueEyesXoXo
    BlueEyesXoXo Posts: 99
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    Hehe. Love all that ^^^^
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,383 Member
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    You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

    Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

    They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)
  • DieVixen
    DieVixen Posts: 790 Member
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    You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

    Balls between the thighs got it
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
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    Stand with your legs farther apart. :drinker:

    HAHAHAHAHA love that!!
  • twinlaced
    twinlaced Posts: 46 Member
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    Or you could just have better genetics.
  • LovingCruz
    LovingCruz Posts: 640 Member
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    LOL:laugh:
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
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    Or you could just have better genetics.

    That's how I'm going to engineer my children.
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,253 Member
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    Ah Man....I was getting excited.. Oh well back to the drawing board..hehehe
  • fraser112
    fraser112 Posts: 405
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    jesus you gals really worry about this ?

    i remember all the times ive looked at a woman and thought wow shes pretty oh wait no her thies are touching :huh:
  • Stella_Leigh
    Stella_Leigh Posts: 189 Member
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    Or you could just have better genetics.

    That's how I'm going to engineer my children.

    Me too.
  • fionat29
    fionat29 Posts: 717 Member
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    Or bend over a bit...........that works too!! Lol!!
  • JennetteMac
    JennetteMac Posts: 763 Member
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    You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

    Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

    They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)


    That is so going to chafe...
  • fionat29
    fionat29 Posts: 717 Member
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    You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

    Balls between the thighs got it

    I just choked on my wine!! LMAO!!
  • elcieloesazul
    elcieloesazul Posts: 448 Member
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    Or bend over a bit...........that works too!! Lol!!

    Is this with or without the balls?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

    Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

    They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)
    Personally, I recommend leaving it neon because it will draw a man's attention down to the fact that your thighs aren't touching.

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