The secret to a thigh gap: REVEALED!

elcieloesazul

Stand with your legs farther apart. :drinker:

Anyway, happy Saturday, everyone! I hope you are all doing well, chewing bubble gum/kicking @ss, and remembering to love yourselves and others. :flowerforyou:

EDIT: *The secret to THE thigh gap.

twinlaced

Maybe you're right. I think I am going to give up on getting a real one. Screw this. I'm going to start walking pigeon toed.

LorinaLynn

That's the only way I'll ever have one!

CoryIda

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

elcieloesazul

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

CMmrsfloyd

You've got it all wrong, you have to do it like the girls in the magazines: airbrushing.

BlueEyesXoXo

Hehe. Love all that ^^^^

CMmrsfloyd

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)

DieVixen

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Balls between the thighs got it

nickyfm

Stand with your legs farther apart. :drinker:

HAHAHAHAHA love that!!

twinlaced

Or you could just have better genetics.

LovingCruz

LOL:laugh:

elcieloesazul

Or you could just have better genetics.

That's how I'm going to engineer my children.

SexyCook

Ah Man....I was getting excited.. Oh well back to the drawing board..hehehe

fraser112

jesus you gals really worry about this ?

i remember all the times ive looked at a woman and thought wow shes pretty oh wait no her thies are touching :huh:

Stella_Leigh

Or you could just have better genetics.

That's how I'm going to engineer my children.

Me too.

fionat29

Or bend over a bit...........that works too!! Lol!!

JennetteMac

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)

That is so going to chafe...

fionat29

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Balls between the thighs got it

I just choked on my wine!! LMAO!!

elcieloesazul

Or bend over a bit...........that works too!! Lol!!

Is this with or without the balls?

CoryIda

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)

Personally, I recommend leaving it neon because it will draw a man's attention down to the fact that your thighs aren't touching.

LorinaLynn

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Balls between the thighs got it

So THAT'S why guys have a thigh gap. *smacks forehead*

dalgal26

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

pauljsolie

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Balls between the thighs got it

That's where I keep 'em. Actually, INSANITY squats will give you those thighs you want!!

elcieloesazul

Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)

Personally, I recommend leaving it neon because it will draw a man's attention down to the fact that your thighs aren't touching.

Where were you when I was in high school?

ElementalEscapee

You've got it all wrong, you have to do it like the girls in the magazines: airbrushing.

A lot of those girls actually have thigh gaps already, perhaps not just as pronounced....I know many girls with thigh gaps...and even though I have a lot of fat on me I still have sort of one due to my broad hips. :x Not fictional, just an irrelevant, stupid way of measuring fitness/weight loss "success". :grumble:

elcieloesazul

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"That's where I keep 'em. Actually, INSANITY squats will give you those thighs you want!!"

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You really do have to be insane to do squats. :glasses:

CoryIda

Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)

Personally, I recommend leaving it neon because it will draw a man's attention down to the fact that your thighs aren't touching.

Where were you when I was in high school?

I was busy walking around with a tennis ball between my thighs, obviously.

DataBased

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Balls between the thighs got it

Hmmm... didn't the guys try that already?

<scratching head>

emhill21

ahhhh what a great laugh for the day

LoraF83

You could also walk around with a tennis ball held between them so they can't touch.

Most of my outfits won't go with neon. :grumble:

They come in lovely pastel colors as well. Or someone could custom-dye it for you or cover it in Swarovski crystals. You know, so the tennis ball between your legs will look classy. ;-)

That is so going to chafe...

Ahh....but if you can achieve a thigh gap you become all that is woman....and you can have people carry you around on a little pillow so you don't have to walk. Bam! - No chaffing!!