Funny quotes............... One at a time people xx

Adrenaline_Queen
Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
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My first one is apt for here.. xx

If we are what we eat, then YOU my friend are fast cheap and easy .......... !! :bigsmile:

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  • ShalisaClam
    ShalisaClam Posts: 190
    If we are what we eat.... then I need to eat a skinny person.


    :laugh:
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    Another xxxxxx

    I was on a diet for a month and I lost 30 days!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    If we are what we eat.... then I need to eat a skinny person.


    :laugh:

    Love it xxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    Food has replaced sex in my life...............

    Now I cant even get into my own pants xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Barbie1125
    Barbie1125 Posts: 115
    Cellulite is basically just your body's way of saying you're sexy...in braille.
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    Cellulite is basically just your body's way of saying you're sexy...in braille.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    You say tomato, I say f*** you ........

    Sorry I just laughed out loud when I read this one xxxxxxxxxx
  • mariahchardae
    mariahchardae Posts: 1
    "Eat in private...wear it in public"
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    May I pour you a fresh cup of SHUT THE F*** UP???

    again I found this funny................ I know my humor xx

    Yeah mariah think I need a bib! xx Every time especially when I have a white top on!! xx
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    "Eat in private...wear it in public"

    Oh, that's good!
  • Barbie1125
    Barbie1125 Posts: 115
    I tried jogging.. but I couldn't keep the ice in my glass. ( i love this one its so me)
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    Meat is MURDER

    Tasty tasty murder xxxxxxxx
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    I tried jogging.. but I couldn't keep the ice in my glass. ( i love this one its so me)

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh thought of another after reading this one !!!

    Darhling mumsy is drunk could you please make your own breakfast xxxxxxxxxxx :bigsmile:
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Oh so many run through my head, however since the rules are only one;

    I would take up running but I can only go have way there
  • peaceinside
    peaceinside Posts: 272
    Love them all! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    Exercise... the poor person's plastic surgery

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