Things not to say in a bar.
fatcellsuck
Posts: 184
in Chit-Chat
Can I buy your girlfriend a drink?, she looks pretty cheap.
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Who cut your hair, my brother?0
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Don't worry girls, there's a hot guy here!0
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Alright who's gonna throw the first punch? Form a line 'cause I'm on break.0
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Can you buy me a beer, I don't know how to read.0
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The "highballs" are on me!0
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excuse me ma'am you're hidious!0
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You remind me of my Mom. You are so pretty0
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Does this napkin smell like chloroform?0
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Don't worry, MFP can help you reduce the size of your butt.0
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This scotch is going down smoother than the Titanic! Speaking of which miss.........0
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are you a prostitute? Because I just want to make sure you're not a prostitute0
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:noway:
<^^^^>Does this napkin smell like chloroform?
LIKE^^^0 -
I know your eyes are up there ... but your boobs are down here!0
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"so..do you come here often?"0
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You're pretty. Do these beer goggles make my eyes look big?0
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"You remind me of my Mom...."0
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"You remind me of my Mom...."
"You remind me of my Ex. "0 -
the drunker I get the better you look0
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"Tell ur >BLANK< to stop staring at my eyes"0
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Do you ever show home movies on that thing?0
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Or worse: "You remind me of my Mom's ex."0
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"ill have what the man on the floor is having"0
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"ill have what the man on the floor is having"
:drinker: WINNER!!0 -
"You remind me of my Mom...."
Oh wow! Lmao0 -
"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"0
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I would buy you a drink, but I don't want to contribute to that beer gut.0
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Hello miss? Can I push in your "stool" or stir your "drink" for you?0
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This happened to me once....
guy buys me a drink and we have a casual conversation then I ask
"So what do you do for a living?"
and he says
"I get a crazy check."
:noway: End of conversation and free drinks. :laugh:0 -
What's your sign?0
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