Things not to say in a bar.
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fatcellsuck
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Can I buy your girlfriend a drink?, she looks pretty cheap.
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Who cut your hair, my brother?0
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Don't worry girls, there's a hot guy here!0
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Alright who's gonna throw the first punch? Form a line 'cause I'm on break.0
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Can you buy me a beer, I don't know how to read.0
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The "highballs" are on me!0
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excuse me ma'am you're hidious!0
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You remind me of my Mom. You are so pretty0
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Does this napkin smell like chloroform?0
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Don't worry, MFP can help you reduce the size of your butt.0
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This scotch is going down smoother than the Titanic! Speaking of which miss.........0
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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Are you a prostitute? Because I just want to make sure you're not a prostitute0
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:noway:Does this napkin smell like chloroform?
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I know your eyes are up there ... but your boobs are down here!0
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"so..do you come here often?"0
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You're pretty. Do these beer goggles make my eyes look big?0
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"You remind me of my Mom...."0
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"You remind me of my Mom...."
"You remind me of my Ex. "0 -
the drunker I get the better you look0
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"Tell ur >BLANK< to stop staring at my eyes"0
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