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Carl01
Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
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I am winning Mega Millions tonight,just so you all know.:smokin:
Please buy more tickets though so my jackpot is bigger.

Thanks in advance. :smile:
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  • BoxingAli
    BoxingAli Posts: 117 Member
    How exciting for you!! Please remember me, one of your dearest MFP friends :wink: :flowerforyou:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Ok Carl..but that just means all drinks are on you in May!!! whoo hooooo everyone come to the warrior dash in May look for Carl !
  • Buca412
    Buca412 Posts: 301 Member
    Are you sure about that? I could have sworn it was my turn to win a piece of that, if not all. :tongue: I will be contributing to your cause though, but if you win I will have to take my part. After all, my name is Sam. I'm an uncle to someone. So that makes me Uncle Sam. You know that Uncle Sam always takes his share. :wink: :bigsmile:

    Eh, I'm sure I'll be cursing at my TV later tonight and wishing I spent that money on a Slurpee instead. :noway:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Umm... no... I'm afraid the ticket that I have yet to purchase will be the winner, but everyone is invited to a party on my yacht!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Ok Carl..but that just means all drinks are on you in May!!! whoo hooooo everyone come to the warrior dash in May look for Carl !

    Is Shannon023 going to be there?

    Note to self...

    Must win Powerball tomorrow night too. :ohwell:
  • Anomalia
    Anomalia Posts: 506 Member
    I don't know wtf you are talking about.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I don't know wtf you are talking about.

    The lottery
  • sjflowers
    sjflowers Posts: 148
    i am sorry,.. that is my winning ticket.. We'll be buying a Leopard 44 catamaran and sailing to French Polynesia :) I might be willing to split the ticket though.. i think the take home is 295 million

    our sailing website
    www.datsariot.com

    see, i'm not joking. :P
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Sorry to tell you Carl the winning ticket was bought in NYC yesterday... I have it in my wallet now.

    I only buy one ticket each time... the guy ringing me up looked at me like I am nuts as everyone else is spending $20 on tickets.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    may I suggest a trip to Hawaii for every beautiful girl on your friends list??? :smooched:
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Sorry but I will be the winner. If you're nice I may share.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Ok Carl..but that just means all drinks are on you in May!!! whoo hooooo everyone come to the warrior dash in May look for Carl !

    Is Shannon023 going to be there?

    Note to self...

    Must win Powerball tomorrow night too. :ohwell:

    :angry:

    Get it in a lump sum, buddy!! :angry:
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    I am winning Mega Millions tonight,just so you all know.:smokin:
    Please buy more tickets though so my jackpot is bigger.

    Thanks in advance. :smile:

    Sorry Carl, but the lady at the "EAT HERE-GET GAS" filling station assured me that I had the winning number.......
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Ok Carl..but that just means all drinks are on you in May!!! whoo hooooo everyone come to the warrior dash in May look for Carl !

    Is Shannon023 going to be there?

    Note to self...

    Must win Powerball tomorrow night too. :ohwell:

    :angry:

    Get it in a lump sum, buddy!! :angry:

    Yes dear. :flowerforyou:
  • delmore1
    delmore1 Posts: 40 Member
    Sorry but I think it's my turn and will buying the ticket later today on my way home from work. If I don't forget that is LOL
  • Rabid_Hamster
    Rabid_Hamster Posts: 338 Member
    i think the take home is 295 million

    Heard this morning it's up to $363 Million..... or all of Turks & Caicos after taxes.. :bigsmile:
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    Fingers crossed for you!
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    You should buy lotto tickets in Canada, we don't pay any taxes on winnings. :tongue: But our lotto doesn't go as high as it does in the States though.

    Good luck to all who bought tickets!! :drinker:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    You should buy lotto tickets in Canada, we don't pay any taxes on winnings. :tongue: But our lotto doesn't go as high as it does in the States though.

    Good luck to all who bought tickets!! :drinker:


    DANG who's up for a road trip to Canada??
  • annetterene
    annetterene Posts: 21
    Ok Carl..but that just means all drinks are on you in May!!! whoo hooooo everyone come to the warrior dash in May look for Carl !

    Carl--Good luck with that!

    Skinny--what is the warrior dash??? Sounds interesting
  • Buca412
    Buca412 Posts: 301 Member
    You should buy lotto tickets in Canada, we don't pay any taxes on winnings. :tongue: But our lotto doesn't go as high as it does in the States though.

    Good luck to all who bought tickets!! :drinker:


    DANG who's up for a road trip to Canada??

    I'll join you for a road trip. I promise to make it fun! :bigsmile: :tongue:
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    You should buy lotto tickets in Canada, we don't pay any taxes on winnings. :tongue: But our lotto doesn't go as high as it does in the States though.

    Good luck to all who bought tickets!! :drinker:


    DANG who's up for a road trip to Canada??

    I'll join you for a road trip. I promise to make it fun! :bigsmile: :tongue:

    I have room at my place :wink:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    If I win, I'm paying for college for both of my girls, buying a bigger house, and hauling *kitten* to Daytona for a couple of weeks. Y'all are all invited :smokin: :drinker:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    You should buy lotto tickets in Canada, we don't pay any taxes on winnings. :tongue: But our lotto doesn't go as high as it does in the States though.

    Good luck to all who bought tickets!! :drinker:


    DANG who's up for a road trip to Canada??

    I'll join you for a road trip. I promise to make it fun! :bigsmile: :tongue:

    I have room at my place :wink:


    OK sam..lets do it....she said she has room...its a date !
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    Are you sure about that? I could have sworn it was my turn to win a piece of that, if not all. :tongue: I will be contributing to your cause though, but if you win I will have to take my part. After all, my name is Sam. I'm an uncle to someone. So that makes me Uncle Sam. You know that Uncle Sam always takes his share. :wink: :bigsmile:

    Eh, I'm sure I'll be cursing at my TV later tonight and wishing I spent that money on a Slurpee instead. :noway:

    well thought out, hahaha, a little too :flowerforyou:
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  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Sorry to tell you Carl the winning ticket was bought in NYC yesterday... I have it in my wallet now.

    I only buy one ticket each time... the guy ringing me up looked at me like I am nuts as everyone else is spending $20 on tickets.

    Take a look over your shoulder....
  • WickedMouse
    WickedMouse Posts: 343 Member
    MFP Compound, HERE WE COME!! *Fist Pump* :drinker:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate; so I expect a cut :bigsmile:
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate; so I expect a cut :bigsmile:

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