I Never Met A Carbohydrate I Didn't Like. . .

Pangus

Carbohydrates,

Caloric Intake,

Oh, For Pete's sake,

Bring on the food!

Life-style changes,

The fat rearranges,

Please, oh please!

Where is the food?

Metabolic rates,

Good carbohydrates,

Decreasing body weights.

Get thee behind me food!

How do you gain

Five pounds in two days?

I can think of several ways.

Two bagels for breakfast,

Covered in smear,

Topped off with a latte,

There's five on the rear.

Butter a ribeye,

Add garlic and grill

With a twice baked potato;

Then eat your fill.

Don't forget salad,

Slathered in ranch.

See? It's quite easy

To add five to the pants!

For desert,

Add a cheesecake,

But don't bother with crust,

Eat it straight from the bowl.

How's that for food lust?

Two days?

Five pounds?

That's easy for me.

The better the food,

The fatter, the me.

It's the end of my ditty,

And here's a quote I swiped:

"I never met a carbohydrate. . .

That I didn't like."

:blushing:

tabchanges

:laugh:

Cariñosita

I LOVE IT!! That's perfect! :drinker:

MTGirl

Ohhhh. Mmmmm. Where was I? Oh, yeah -Hi! Great poem. A little to good, if you ask me :laugh:

molsongirl

Carbohydrates,

Caloric Intake,

Oh, For Pete's sake,

Bring on the food!

Life-style changes,

The fat rearranges,

Please, oh please!

Where is the food?

Metabolic rates,

Good carbohydrates,

Decreasing body weights.

Get thee behind me food!

How do you gain

Five pounds in two days?

I can think of several ways.

Two bagels for breakfast,

Covered in smear,

Topped off with a latte,

There's five on the rear.

Butter a ribeye,

Add garlic and grill

With a twice baked potato;

Then eat your fill.

Don't forget salad,

Slathered in ranch.

See? It's quite easy

To add five to the pants!

For desert,

Add a cheesecake,

But don't bother with crust,

Eat it straight from the bowl.

How's that for food lust?

Two days?

Five pounds?

That's easy for me.

The better the food,

The fatter, the me.

It's the end of my ditty,

And here's a quote I swiped:

"I never met a carbohydrate. . .

That I didn't like."

:blushing:

You're my kinda funny! :laugh: