2000 pounds

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
A woman and a pro body builder met at a bar one night and hit it off well.They decided to go back to a hotel room for some all night fun.They get to the hotel room and the guy immediately starts to undress.First he takes off his shirt and says(refering to his arms) "see those baby thats 1000 pounds of dynamite".The woman starts to get more anxious.Then he continues to take off his pants and says( refering to his thighs) "see those baby thats 1000 pounds of dynamite".The woman is aching for action at this point as she starts to breath heavy.Then he starts to remove his boxers and show off his package as the women screams in freight and runs out of the room.he goes to find her and shes out in the parking lot gasping for breath.he asks her what was wrong and if she was ok.She replies "with 2000 pounds of dynamite and with such a short fuse I thought you were going to blow".

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    A woman and a pro body builder met at a bar one night and hit it off well.They decided to go back to a hotel room for some all night fun.They get to the hotel room and the guy immediately starts to undress.First he takes off his shirt and says(refering to his arms) "see those baby thats 1000 pounds of dynamite".The woman starts to get more anxious.Then he continues to take off his pants and says( refering to his thighs) "see those baby thats 1000 pounds of dynamite".The woman is aching for action at this point as she starts to breath heavy.Then he starts to remove his boxers and show off his package as the women screams in freight and runs out of the room.he goes to find her and shes out in the parking lot gasping for breath.he asks her what was wrong and if she was ok.She replies "with 2000 pounds of dynamite and with such a short fuse I thought you were going to blow".
  • x3lamerax3
    x3lamerax3 Posts: 1 Member
    HA HA HA
    Funny joke
  • krazykayzy
    krazykayzy Posts: 51 Member
    I like it!!!! :laugh:
  • DaniUSA
    DaniUSA Posts: 74
    nice one :)
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: Very Funny! Thanks for this!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • Loretta_Jo
    Loretta_Jo Posts: 609 Member
    LOL !
    Thanks for the good giggle. :flowerforyou:
  • Nich0le
    Nich0le Posts: 2,906 Member
    lmao :laugh: :explode: :explode: :explode:
  • melathon
    melathon Posts: 246 Member
    Wait a second--how come no guys have responded to this one saying they thought it was funny?
    :laugh:
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