DECREASE LIKELIHOOD OF BEING HIT BY A METEOR

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DatEpicChick
DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
edited December 2024 in Motivation and Support
WHY SHOULD YOU LOSE WEIGHT?

To Decrease your Likelihood of Being Hit By a Meteor

To Decrease Your Likelihood Of Being Eaten By Cannibals

Get Drunk Quicker

Only Kangaroo’s are suppose to have pouches

Not a big fan of having to take my inner tube with me everywhere I go

The Chicken Fat on my arms waved more than my hand ever did

I didn’t want anything on my body called “Chicken Fat”

Tired of my legs rubbing together and causing fires

No one will ever ask "when are you due" again, unless at some point, i am due...

When I giggled, everything wiggled

I dont want my children to use my bellybutton as a 'black hole' game anymore

Two boobs is cute, 4 boobs (side boobs) is not


AND THE TOP REASON:

WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS, THE FATTYS ARE THE FIRST TO GO.
=D

motivation at its finest <3

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  • Jellobay
    Jellobay Posts: 38
    LOL. You are too cool. :)
  • ttaylor68913
    ttaylor68913 Posts: 320 Member
    BAHAHAHA love it thanks!
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    i love to help the people. =D
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    Lol...thanks for the laugh. :smile:
  • tinamina78
    tinamina78 Posts: 241 Member
    Lol! Awesome!

    Rule #1: Cardio
    **Disclaimer: This is a Zombieland reference, please do not launch the whole "cardio only makes you skinny fat lecture." I am just chipping in with some good advice on how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse :flowerforyou:
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    Rule #2: Double Tap
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member


    Get Drunk Quicker


    this one's near the top of my list :wink:
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