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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    what should i eat for lunch?

    You exercise calories... or not... A banana.

    wrong answer. i will eat a sammich!

    You're going to gain weight
  • twisted88
    twisted88 Posts: 294 Member
    he gave it to me on xmas and i was so lost (i had a moment..hahaa) then he made me do the math ..which makes it funny
    cuz 97 + 4 = 101 .. :tongue: :laugh:

    I understood the math, I was raising my eyebrow at the fact that it took a second. :p Sorry math is in my blood, whether I want it in there or not (but we do all have our moments).
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,973 Member
    I freeze my burger because I heard that eating/drinking colder items burns more calories!!! Then I supplement with as much celery as I can since it creates a negative calorie effect.:smokin:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal & Group FitnessTrainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • jagar07
    jagar07 Posts: 266 Member
    ummmmm...............
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I freeze my burger because I heard that eating/drinking colder items burns more calories!!! Then I supplement with as much celery as I can since it creates a negative calorie effect.:smokin:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal & Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Negative calories are always good! And make sure you drink your tea and log it as water!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I want to lose the fat only on the right side of my stomach. How do I do that?
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I want to lose the fat only on the right side of my stomach. How do I do that?

    Do the twist
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    Is it ok to eat crabs?

    DEPENDS - ARE YOU CRAB CYCLING?

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  • Crystalchaos72
    Crystalchaos72 Posts: 531
    :laugh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    You remind me one of my friends. We went to a mountain and we could see a huge view. He said "I can see everything" so I asked him, "If you can, can you tell me what is that man 200 miles away holding in his hand?" and his response was ".................".
    Well, you got the point I guess ;)
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    You remind me one of my friends. We went to a mountain and we could see a huge view. He said "I can see everything" so I asked him, "If you can, can you tell me what is that man 200 miles away holding in his hand?" and his response was ".................".
    Well, you got the point I guess ;)

    guess I forgot my "this is not a serious topic, I'm actually making fun of stupid people in the forums, no one person" font...
  • hongruss
    hongruss Posts: 389 Member


    *sigh* promises promises

    Oops felt an (un)natural twinge at this post:love:

    Russ
  • Daisy374
    Daisy374 Posts: 539 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
    you are all funny...thanks for the laughs today

    but I'm ignoring all your advice... it is SO wrong :noway:
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    Finally..... a post where everyone is doing it wrong instead of just me!! I love that!
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Hello Fitness Goddess,

    What should I have for breakfast?

    NOTE: I can't cook, don't feel like cooking, and there is no cereal or milk in the house
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    You remind me one of my friends. We went to a mountain and we could see a huge view. He said "I can see everything" so I asked him, "If you can, can you tell me what is that man 200 miles away holding in his hand?" and his response was ".................".
    Well, you got the point I guess ;)

    guess I forgot my "this is not a serious topic, I'm actually making fun of stupid people in the forums, no one person" font...

    Guess you couldn't tell that it was all a made up story to compensate your made up not-serious topic :D
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Hello Fitness Goddess,

    What should I have for breakfast?

    NOTE: I can't cook, don't feel like cooking, and there is no cereal or milk in the house

    Jack in the box!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    You remind me one of my friends. We went to a mountain and we could see a huge view. He said "I can see everything" so I asked him, "If you can, can you tell me what is that man 200 miles away holding in his hand?" and his response was ".................".
    Well, you got the point I guess ;)

    guess I forgot my "this is not a serious topic, I'm actually making fun of stupid people in the forums, no one person" font...

    Guess you couldn't tell that it was all a made up story to compensate your made up not-serious topic :D

    ;)
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    Should I eat back my exercise calories?
    I walked the dog, so I think im going to order a pizza.

    If you disagree you're wrong.
  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
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  • debstanley4
    debstanley4 Posts: 208 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Should I eat back my exercise calories?
    I walked the dog, so I think im going to order a pizza.

    If you disagree you're wrong.

    I would totally get pizza if I walked the dog too!
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Hello Fitness Goddess,

    What should I have for breakfast?

    NOTE: I can't cook, don't feel like cooking, and there is no cereal or milk in the house

    Jack in the box!
    We don't have those in Arkansas :sad:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Hello Fitness Goddess,

    What should I have for breakfast?

    NOTE: I can't cook, don't feel like cooking, and there is no cereal or milk in the house

    Jack in the box!
    We don't have those in Arkansas :sad:

    This presents the perfect opportunity to go Paleo. Go out in the wild and forage anything you can find!
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    Hello Fitness Goddess,

    What should I have for breakfast?

    NOTE: I can't cook, don't feel like cooking, and there is no cereal or milk in the house

    Jack in the box!
    We don't have those in Arkansas :sad:

    This presents the perfect opportunity to go Paleo. Go out in the wild and forage anything you can find!

    im going to go forage near the pizza hut.
  • stroken96
    stroken96 Posts: 436 Member
    So what do you think? I quit smoking 2 months ago and have gained 12 pounds, what ever I do
    its not budging!
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    So what do you think? I quit smoking 2 months ago and have gained 12 pounds, what ever I do
    its not budging!

    start smoking again.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Hello Fitness Goddess,

    What should I have for breakfast?

    NOTE: I can't cook, don't feel like cooking, and there is no cereal or milk in the house

    Jack in the box!
    We don't have those in Arkansas :sad:

    This presents the perfect opportunity to go Paleo. Go out in the wild and forage anything you can find!
    Forage? In my hood? I'd rather go to an all you can eat buffet and eat EVERYTHING
  • stroken96
    stroken96 Posts: 436 Member
    So what do you think? I quit smoking 2 months ago and have gained 12 pounds, what ever I do
    its not budging!

    start smoking again.

    thanks just bought a pack of smokes mmmmm
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    So what do you think? I quit smoking 2 months ago and have gained 12 pounds, what ever I do
    its not budging!

    start smoking again.

    thanks just bought a pack of smokes mmmmm

    I like to think I help.

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