Funniest thing you've seen someone do at the gym.

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  • TheMissingSock
    TheMissingSock Posts: 89
    i always get a giggle watching the old ladies who keep their purses with them. they take that "we are not responsible for your stuff" warning seriously! my gym is in a nicer area of town too, so i doubt some crazy with bolt cutters is going to be raiding the locker room.

    also, if you can talk on your phone while on the treadmill i don't think it counts as exercise :)
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
    I"ve seen a guy crawling all over the smith machine (horrible creation as it is) like it was a jungle gym. No one in the gym had any clue what he was doing and it went on awhile. Parkour on a smith machine??
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    I was playing basketball and the shoving and *kitten* talking started between two guys of what looked like would be an awesome fist fight. This one guy got irate, and started punching like crazy. The funny thing was...he was punching himself. I really thought he was going to knock himself out as hard as he was hitting himself. He kept shouting "DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! YOU BETTER RESPECT ME!!" as he kept beating the *kitten* out of himself.
  • hutchy100
    hutchy100 Posts: 103 Member
    I know some 1 like that there look like ****s
  • kekl
    kekl Posts: 382 Member
    Ok here goes.... I've seen a lot but this is the best...

    I was running on the treadmill, this guy gets on the treadmill next to me and starts running. Average looking in-shape college dude. I look at him for a second and concentrate back on my workout. Perhaps ten minutes later I happen to glance over again... he is still running and has his shirt pulled up to his neck to expose his chest and stomach and his is grasping his pecs/manboobs with his hands.

    At first I was like "Well he must have a cramp" but as I continued to watch it was obvious that he was FONDLING his chest and not trying to massage out a cramp. And I mean fondling. Like delicately playing with his nipples. While continuing to run, at a very good clip, staring straight ahead.

    I was so shocked/amazed/confused I just watched him for about five minutes, he never even noticed and kept doing it. And then I got off my treadmill, because it was just too much for me to handle.

    I never saw him again and I still have no idea what that was about.
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    I love this thread. :laugh: :laugh:

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