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One Up Me

CountryDevil
CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Ever had one of those acquaintance's or friends that try to "one up" on everything you say or do? Well, I thought it would be fun to have some fun with it.

So here is how this will work. You must "one up" the person that posted before you. I'll start...


While living in California in the late 80's, I hailed a cab for Metallica trying to escape from a night club after being recognized and almost mobbed by fans. I didn't realize that it was them until James Hatfield shook my hand and said "Thanks man. You're a lifesaver" as he got in the car and drove off.

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  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    My penis is bigger than yours.
    I win
    ;)
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Ever had one of those acquaintance's or friends that try to "one up" on everything you say or do? Well, I thought it would be fun to have some fun with it.

    So here is how this will work. You must "one up" the person that posted before you. I'll start...


    While living in California in the late 80's, I hailed a cab for Metallica trying to escape from a night club after being recognized and almost mobbed by fans. I didn't realize that it was them until James Hatfield shook my hand and said "Thanks man. You're a lifesaver" as he got in the car and drove off.
    Your mom and sister look the same naked:flowerforyou:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    My penis is bigger than yours.
    I win
    ;)

    I do not concur ;)
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    This is the first thing I thought of!!!! That and the little Super Mario 1-up sound went off in my head :laugh:

    I've mountain biked part of the Colorado Trail near Durango, CO, and Slickrock Trail, Poison Spider Mesa, Porcupine Ridge, Klondike Bluffs, and Gemini Bridges in Moab, Utah.

    JM
  • brokenartist
    brokenartist Posts: 52 Member
    You may have got them out of the fans way and saved them from a mobbing...but last year when I was on my annual vacation to <insert a place you really want to visit once before you die> I LITERALLY saved Salma Hayek's life by giving her mouth to mouth resuscitation. And to say thanks she took me to her hotel room where her 3 equally hot friends were waiting....
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    This thread is sooo not what I thought it was :)
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