WHY I AM AWESOME

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i'm ginger - this makes me both evil and awesome.
    i have boobs.

    b/c my dog said so.
  • ThePinkPachyderm
    ThePinkPachyderm Posts: 140 Member
    I'm offended you had to ask.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I am awesome...because you all want to be like me.
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    I'm awesome because I am a funny, independent sweetheart and I make the best jello shots around.

    I also have really great legs.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    I will bend over backwards to do anything to help my friends.
    I can cuss someone out in about 4 languages.
    I can make grown men and women cry just by talking.
    I dont get hangovers -ever
    I can tune almost any string intsrument
    Oh and boobs always my boobs lol
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    I am awesome cause I got fixed. :bigsmile:
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I am awesome because

    I can make killer homemade caramel brownies (both the caramel and brownies are from scratch not a box)

    ~Other hand I am evil because I feed them to everyone else lol but that is another story~

    I make my own money and pay my own bills

    I just bought my first home :)
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I didn't realize being a lefty makes you awesome! Add one to my list!
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    Bc I know about Soylent Green
    Bc I can put the FUN in Funeral
    Bc my cat can beat up your cat
    Bc I have this awesome day to do something great with
    Bc I snort when I laugh :laugh:
    Bc I have dyed my hair 10 times since January and it's still attached to my head
    AND bc I have the best MFP friends!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    because I'm a big softy for helpless puppies and underdogs
  • Anomalia
    Anomalia Posts: 506 Member
    I am an amazing caretaker. I sincerely enjoy cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    My boobs are hysterical.
    I've played the cello for 26 years.
    I get the privilege of seeing Cory's tongue... which somehow increases my awesomeness by proxy.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I'm awesome because I have a really fun personality, I'm not shy, and I act like an idiot in public. I'm a good listener and a great friend (awww!!!)
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    I keep the corner liquor store in business. :bigsmile:

    Me too!!
    I'm pretty sure my mom and I helped them expand...

    But I am also awesome because, let's face it, it's in my blood baby! :smokin:
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    I have awesome boobs
    I'm sarcastic and a perv.

    oh and I have boobs. :bigsmile:

    I thought I was awesome... but darn it....boobless. :cry:
  • BuckeyeBoi
    BuckeyeBoi Posts: 233 Member
    I am a giver
    I love people
    I am kind
    softspoken
    protective
    I have a Big Rack
    I can Juggle 3 Basketballs
    I treat people with respect
    I have a Big Rack
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Because I'm studying to be an exotic animal trainer specializing in big cats and hyenas.
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    I can walk barefoot anywhere. Seriously, anywhere. My feet are crazy-awesome.

    I'm flexible and still strong from all the gymnastics I did as a kid. I have fun party tricks as a result.

    I love dark beer. I am an anomaly with this. Which is awesome.
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    I am awesome becasue I decided to take control of my weight issues with no excuses
    I also brew my own beer (well I help the hubby)
    I am good at my job and am praised all the time for it:)
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    I am an amazing caretaker. I sincerely enjoy cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children.
    Damn, all I can do is lick my own eyebrow.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Because baby, I was born this way.
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    Football season is my FAVORITE time of year! Love my Patroits! :love:
  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
    I'm awesome b/c I'm the most all American girl you'll ever meet. Try and keep up with me deer hunting. I'll break more sporting clays then you. I'll change the oil on your pick up. I'll shoot hoops with you. Then I'll take you home and bake you the best danm apple pie you've ever tasted. And then charm the pants off of your mama and hold up an inteligent conversation with your daddy.
  • season1980
    season1980 Posts: 129 Member
    I am a female that loves snowboarding and rides her own motorcycle!
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  • martin_chicago
    martin_chicago Posts: 263 Member
    I am tall
    good looking
    future soldier
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I like sports...specifically hockey, football, baseball and NASCAR.

    I like fishing.

    I'm a ginger WITH a soul (though the majority of it was removed to make room for the sarcasm).

    I'm a single mom with 2 awesome kids.

    I have boobs.
  • Flippiefloppies
    Flippiefloppies Posts: 319
    Cause I was born awesome, no other reason.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Cause I is kind...
    I is smart...
    And I is important!
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    Cause I am me.

    I can build anything with my hands
    I fix most anything
    I can fix or repair a car
    I have a engineering degree
    I am a real person
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