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  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    AAADD
    KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ!

    Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
    Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!

    Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
    Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

    This is how it manifests:

    I decide to water my garden.
    As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
    I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

    As I start toward the garage,
    I notice mail on the porch table that
    I brought up from the mail box earlier.

    I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

    I lay my car keys on the table,
    put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
    and notice that the can is full.

    So, I decide to put the bills
    back
    on the table and take out the garbage first.

    But then I think,
    since I'm going to be near the mailbox
    when I take out the garbage anyway,
    I may as well pay the bills first.
    < br> I take my check book off the table,
    and see that there is only one check left.
    My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
    so I go inside the house to my desk where
    I find the
    can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

    I'm going to look for m y checks,
    but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
    so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

    The Pepsi is getting warm,
    and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

    As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
    a vase of flowers on the counter
    catches my eye--they need water.

    I put the Pepsi on the counter and
    discover my reading glasses that
    I've been searching for all morning.
    I decide I better put them back on my desk,
    but first I'm going to water the flowers.

    I set the glasses back down on the counter,
    fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
    Someone left it on the kitchen table.

    I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
    I'll be looking for
    the remote,
    but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
    so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
    but first I'll water the flowers.

    I pour some water in the flowers,
    but quite a bit of it sp ills on the floor.

    So, I set the remote back on the table,
    get some towels and wipe up the spill.

    Then, I head down the hall trying to
    remember what I was planning to do.

    At the end of the day:
    the car isn't washed
    the bills aren't paid
    there is a wa rm can of
    Pepsi sitting on the counter
    the flowers don't have enough water,
    there is still only 1 check in my check book,
    I can't find the remote,
    I can't find my glasses,
    and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
    Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
    I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
    and I'm really tired.

    I realize this is a serious problem,
    and I'll try to get some help for it,
    but first I'll check my e-mail....

    Do me a favor.
    Forward this message to everyone you know,
    because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it
    to.

    Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

    thats funny! I do all of that and I am only in my 30's!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    My great nephew Vance was born today at 2:32pm weighing 7lbs 5oz. and 19.25 inches long. Mother and baby are thriving! Now that is something!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    oh where oh where can our maxie be, oh where oh where can he be?
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    My great nephew Vance was born today at 2:32pm weighing 7lbs 5oz. and 19.25 inches long. Mother and baby are thriving! Now that is something!

    Hey there
    Great Auntie Bearma! congratulations on the new nephew!!!!! :flowerforyou:
    Hows it going today?
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    well thanks, new baby in daycare having rough time, he has been a hip attachment too long! poor little guy.
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    well thanks, new baby in daycare having rough time, he has been a hip attachment too long! poor little guy.
    I had to ask the lady esterday if my little one does that, but she said "oh no, she doesn't want to be held, she wants to explore!"
    I was thinking of you!

    Some babies just need that extra comfort, maybe he'll come around after he's been coming awhile!
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    won't be around much today, have a great weekend!!!!:drinker:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    It is late, new baby went home sick, vomitting from change of milk and cutting front teeth also, poor little guy! I am up late laundry and packing for my husband and grandson's Vacation. They will leave tomorrow and not return for 10 days. My son will go with them to visit family in Oklahoma. First separate vacation for 26 years. :cry: It will be good for all the boys in my life to see what it is without all I do. I bet they will appreciate me more when they get back!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Oh Maxxxx

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    Fritters are donuts!
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    Perfect new pic! I just wish I didn't have to carry another one to possibly get a boy!

    Well there is adoption, lots of babies need good mommies!

    I know, thats a long process for sure!

    I would have loved to have you as my mommy... I think you would do a FANTASTIC job... especially with a little boy... :wink:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Perfect new pic! I just wish I didn't have to carry another one to possibly get a boy!

    Well there is adoption, lots of babies need good mommies!

    I know, thats a long process for sure!

    I would have loved to have you as my mommy... I think you would do a FANTASTIC job... especially with a little boy... :wink:

    are you being nice or stirring up trouble?:laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Graaaaceee! where are you!
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    HEY Ya'll missed me???
    Bearma, It seemed like forever since I've been on here! Sorry I was MIA!
    Trouble, so you think I'm hott huh!? SUHWEET! :blushing:
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    HEY Ya'll missed me???
    Bearma, It seemed like forever since I've been on here! Sorry I was MIA!
    Trouble, so you think I'm hott huh!? SUHWEET! :blushing:

    and I was not refereing to temperature hot :wink: :wink: :love: .. unless you are refering to how I feel after chattin with ya, then yes I get all hot and bothered :laugh: :wink: !
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Be careful grace, I happen to know Trouble is a shameless flirt!
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    Nothing wrong with a flirt! :bigsmile:
    So how ya'll are this fine morning!?
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    Nothing wrong with a flirt! :bigsmile:
    So how ya'll are this fine morning!?

    I agree...

    I am doing good now that you're here! :blushing: :love:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Okay, out of the shower, dressed and kids will start rolling in in 42 minutes and counting!
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    Okay, out of the shower, dressed and kids will start rolling in in 42 minutes and counting!

    <PERK> did you say shower??? and Dressed? did you take pictures at least?
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    pictures of grouchy and lonely, not a pretty sight. No one washed my back either,:grumble: :grumble:
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