I'm not fat...

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  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    If someone call me fat, I don't get mad. I just turn the other CHIN.

    turn the other chin bwwwwwwwwwwwwa hahahahaha :laugh:
  • drexs_kk
    drexs_kk Posts: 15
    If someone call me fat, I don't get mad. I just turn the other CHIN.

    LMBO
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    If someone call me fat, I don't get mad. I just turn the other CHIN.

    turn the other chin bwwwwwwwwwwwwa hahahahaha :laugh:

    No but seriously.....used to have 3 of them! :tongue:
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    If someone call me fat, I don't get mad. I just turn the other CHIN.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Good one! :flowerforyou:
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    They say that the easiest way to lose weight is by not cleaning your plate. I haven't washed dishes in a month and I'm still up 10 pounds!

    Again...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    laughing is a great way to relieve stress= stress equals weight gain= a good hearted laugh over something little and silly is not denial, just a helpful way to lift the spirits, smile, reduce your stress and spend you day with a smile!! :)

    SEEEE.....this one gets it! Thank you! :flowerforyou:
  • ReneeElizabeth26
    ReneeElizabeth26 Posts: 144
    "Im not fat Im Funsized"

    Renee' you dont have fat legs you have Ill kick your *kitten* with one kick legs....
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    I'm not overweight I'm just undertall.
  • poustotah
    poustotah Posts: 1,121 Member
    ...I'm just so yummy that God decided a regular portion wasn't enough, so He supersized me. :happy: :drinker:

    Oh heck yeah!!!
  • stephenatl09
    stephenatl09 Posts: 186 Member
    I'm not fat..I'm just short for my weight.
  • hannahbanana0480
    hannahbanana0480 Posts: 46 Member
    I thought that was funny...and lighthearted. It's too bad some people on this site forgot how to have a little fun with themselves. I see this so often...it's really sad.
  • Incredmrse
    Incredmrse Posts: 33
    made me smile :happy:
  • beckajw
    beckajw Posts: 1,728 Member
    I am fat, used to be fatter, working on changing that. Denial never got anybody anywhere, even if they were just joking about it.

    Like I said, ZERO denial going on here. Of course I know I'm fat, or I wouldn't be here. It's just something sassy to say when someone is giving me a hard time.

    I wear a size 20W or 22W, depending on how the garment is made.
    I weigh 255lbs @ 5'4" tall.
    I'm obese, I've been obese for my entire adult life. While it is true that a couple of medical conditions exacerbate my weight problem, I KNOW God didn't make me this way...I DID through years of bad eating habits and little to no physical activity. WAS I CLEAR ENOUGH THIS TIME?!!! Lighten up, people! Good grief! This was meant to be a lighthearted way to make some people smile and to lift their spirits (people who might otherwise be feeling badly about themselves), but some of you have managed to turn it into something negative. I don't understand why people have to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

    Because some people have nothing better to do than to criticize other people's posts.

    The quote is cute and funny, and I appreciate it.
  • NicolettetheGreek
    NicolettetheGreek Posts: 246 Member
    I'm not FAT! I just live in the WRONG COUNTRY!!:wink: In some TRIBAL cultures, the fatter the wife, the more respect the man received for being able to provide for his family.

    Also, I'M NOT outta shape-ROUND IS A SHAPE!! ha ha ha My personal favorite!:laugh:
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
    Hey, I AM big boned. Of course, I am fat as well :)
  • starcatcher1975
    starcatcher1975 Posts: 292 Member
    I'm not admitting that I was fat but..... if you had picked the 5 largest people you knew... I would have been 3 of them.

    OMG I literally LOL. The others were funny too. I told them to my kids but I think we all liked this one best. Of course maybe they thought it was so funny because I was laughing so hard :laugh:
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    I'm not overweight I'm just undertall.

    Love it!
  • Bmontgomery613
    Bmontgomery613 Posts: 200 Member
    I'm pretty sure I'm not in denial about my weight...but I thought the little jokes on here were super cute and LOL funny! :smile: Thanks for making me smile today. :flowerforyou:
  • fmbomzo
    fmbomzo Posts: 382 Member
    Our sense of humor is not stored in our body fat or weight. So why do some seem to lose theirs as they try to lose weight? Thanks for the post!!! Plus vigorous laughter is good exercise.

    Signed,
    Undertall and fun-sized in the ATL
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
    I liked the one I saw recently ...
    It takes a larger body to contain all of this personality..
  • darla100
    darla100 Posts: 134 Member
    I use this one: I have abs like JLo..I just keep them protected with a squishy outer covering!:laugh:
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    I'm soooooo scamming the "fun-sized". Love it!
  • fionat29
    fionat29 Posts: 717 Member
    ...I'm just so yummy that God decided a regular portion wasn't enough, so He supersized me. :happy: :drinker:

    LMAO!! And so true!!
  • Lainn
    Lainn Posts: 281 Member
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  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    I liked the one I saw recently ...
    It takes a larger body to contain all of this personality..

    A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook this morning. I was going to post it here, but you beat me to it. LOL :flowerforyou:
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    MFP seriously needs to get a "like" button. Thanks for all the great quotes/quips. Alot of cute stuff, but I don't have the time to comment on all of it. You guys are awesome. :wink: :flowerforyou:
  • JodieElijah
    JodieElijah Posts: 136 Member
    ...I'm just so yummy that God decided a regular portion wasn't enough, so He supersized me. :happy: :drinker:

    Love it!!!
  • livinginwoods
    livinginwoods Posts: 562 Member
    LOL I love it!!! Gotta laugh at yourselves sometimes!!! I have a magnet on my fridge that says " Fat people are harder to kidnap!" :happy: I love jokes like that.
  • myohana4
    myohana4 Posts: 205 Member
    There is just more of me to love! ;)
  • myohana4
    myohana4 Posts: 205 Member
    LOL
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