MEN-WHEN DID WE LOSE THE WORLD?

BIGJIMMYU
BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
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Here I stand in front of the sink doing the supper dishes while Jen is out shopping. Getting ready to put the kids to bed. When did I lose control? (looks down)...Oh Lord, I am wearing an apron!!! Help me guys! Help!
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  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 345 Member
    Men need to know their place
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
    Apparently mine is here in the kitchen with my apron in my hand!
  • usedasbrandnew
    usedasbrandnew Posts: 300 Member
    Your lady is lucky to have you. :) I think men lost the world when women entered the workplace... can't really justify a woman doing all the housework when she is now one of the breadwinners too.

    I'm sure you look adorable in your apron. ;)
  • Babybirdganz
    Babybirdganz Posts: 107 Member
    Men lost the world when the discovered what females have between their legs.
    So pretty much instantly :)
  • JoeyTajzai
    JoeyTajzai Posts: 1,198 Member
    I've come to a realization that we do what our women want us to so we don't get an ear full.

    That and the goodies between their legs.
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
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  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
    Your lady is lucky to have you. :) I think men lost the world when women entered the workplace... can't really justify a woman doing all the housework when she is now one of the breadwinners too.

    I'm sure you look adorable in your apron. ;)
    There are flowers on it for cripes sake!
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    we never really had it. women control us, they sometimes allow us to feel manly
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    And this is one of the many reasons we are friends...LOL :bigsmile:
  • LiteBrite007
    LiteBrite007 Posts: 294 Member
    Get out of here! Men owned the world?!?!?! NO WAY!!!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    It also started with Jack Tripper

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  • Marper8521
    Marper8521 Posts: 158 Member
    Men lost the world when the discovered what females have between their legs.
    So pretty much instantly :)

    That's not losing the world, hell that's like discovering gold!
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    more of a reason for me to adore.... being a bachelor!!!

    No woman to boss me around, the only dishes I have to clean are the ones *I* use. And I can do almost what ever I want and get away with it.

    Yes, Bachelordom is the place to be!!! *kicks back and relaxes in the silence*
  • TheMissingSock
    TheMissingSock Posts: 89
    but would you rather be out shopping instead?
  • Colbyandsage
    Colbyandsage Posts: 751 Member
    Your lady is lucky to have you. :) I think men lost the world when women entered the workplace... can't really justify a woman doing all the housework when she is now one of the breadwinners too.

    I'm sure you look adorable in your apron. ;)
    There are flowers on it for cripes sake!

    I tell my husband that it's hot when he does dishes. Quickest way to get me in bed! Ha!
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    Here I stand in front of the sink doing the supper dishes while Jen is out shopping. Getting ready to put the kids to bed. When did I lose control? (looks down)...Oh Lord, I am wearing an apron!!! Help me guys! Help!
    Love a man in an apron...especially if he is wearing nothing else :love:
  • momof8munchkins
    momof8munchkins Posts: 1,167 Member
    Your lady is lucky to have you. :) I think men lost the world when women entered the workplace... can't really justify a woman doing all the housework when she is now one of the breadwinners too.

    I'm sure you look adorable in your apron. ;)
    There are flowers on it for cripes sake!
    a real man can pull off flowers..be proud
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    Here I stand in front of the sink doing the supper dishes while Jen is out shopping. Getting ready to put the kids to bed. When did I lose control? (looks down)...Oh Lord, I am wearing an apron!!! Help me guys! Help!
    You are the sweetest guy ever to do all that for your wife!! :flowerforyou:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    a real man

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  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I'm curious...who mows the lawn, completes the oil changes, and fixes the leaky faucets in your household?
  • Babybirdganz
    Babybirdganz Posts: 107 Member
    LOL alright true, but once you discover the gold... and piss the woman off...
    That's when you lose control.
    No gold = no control :) hahaha
  • petreebird
    petreebird Posts: 344 Member
    we never really had it. women control us, they sometimes allow us to feel manly

    See, now Bob gets it! :happy:
  • crystallayne
    crystallayne Posts: 109 Member
    That's right bare foot and pregnant just where we like 'em! LOL just kidding from the female side of this situation we really do love you guys more when you do the dishes.
  • therealangd
    therealangd Posts: 1,861 Member
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Here I stand in front of the sink doing the supper dishes while Jen is out shopping. Getting ready to put the kids to bed. When did I lose control? (looks down)...Oh Lord, I am wearing an apron!!! Help me guys! Help!

    Out "shopping" eh. . hmmm. .
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
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    You sir have made my day.
  • Xabsentimentalx
    Xabsentimentalx Posts: 67 Member
    Men need to know their place
  • Xabsentimentalx
    Xabsentimentalx Posts: 67 Member
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    You sir have made my day.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    i kind of like making sandwiches.

    oh no, i've said too much.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    i kind of like making sandwiches.

    oh no, i've said too much.

    One does not simply walk into Mordor

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