My favorite joke of all time

MissJay75
MissJay75 Posts: 768 Member
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What did the mouse do when it got swallowed by an elephant?




Wait for it.




Wait for it.



Wait for it . . . .



It ran around and around and around 'til it got all pooped out.

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  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    There were three idiots.
    They went at the doctor for a check up, and asked "hey doc, can we get out of the hospital now? We are smart enough to handle the life "
    Doctor said: "first you have to pass a test. If three of you can pass through the key hole at that door in the other side, you can leave right now"
    "That's easy " they said
    The first one charged at the key hole to pass through, but obviously clashed with the door. The other one the same result. But the third one was looking at the doc suspiciously.
    Now the doc started to think.. (hmmm.. this guy has become smart. He surely knows he can't pass through the key hole ) so he asked the third guy: "Why won't you jump like your friends? " and the third. guy responded: "because you have inserted the key in the other side of the door, and when I try to pass through the key hole I clash into the key and fall in the ground like my friends "

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