I can't workout because...

nomoreplaying

I can't workout right now because I'm ready for my Harvey's Bristol Cream on the rocks. After I drink it, I may as well forget working out for the day.

elcieloesazul

...my ipod battery is dead

The feeling when you realize this too late.
-_-

gmc198024

...because I'm hungover...they last longer in your 30's...

elcieloesazul

Well, I legitimately can't go for a run because I can't afford a $100 sports bra for my giant boobs.

I tried anyways last week. I flashed a group of teenage boys.

And you didn't get 100 bucks for that!!?

HappySarah30

I cant workout because I am drunk and i could end up hurting myself.

christine24t

- good tv show
- tired
- lazy
- it's raining
- it's snowing
- it's sunny

I will come up with any excuse in the book.

PrincessLou71186

Well, I legitimately can't go for a run because I can't afford a $100 sports bra for my giant boobs.

I tried anyways last week. I flashed a group of teenage boys.

And you didn't get 100 bucks for that!!?

She was robbed.

dlyeates

I can't workout because it's the weekend and I work all week and this is the only time I get to spend a lot of time with my kids!!!

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

...my ipod battery is dead

The feeling when you realize this too late.
-_-

Also, I have no tracks to run to, I should put some on there... And then it will be too late to run...

DoingItNow2012

Well, I legitimately can't go for a run because I can't afford a $100 sports bra for my giant boobs.

I tried anyways last week. I flashed a group of teenage boys.

I double up. The tightest bra I have, with a regular sports bra on top. Seriously, sports bras are way too expensive! I don't care about the flashing, but that much flesh bouncing up and down does not feel good.

Good excuse, but try a different one. :happy:

elcieloesazul

...my ipod battery is dead

Also, I have no tracks to run to, I should put some on there... And then it will be too late to run...

I was on mile three, pouring sweat (I'm not a runner), in the zone, ready to finish my run and what comes on? Simon and Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence."

csw92

I can't workout because there's an undercover boss marathon on and I have to finish the chocolate chip cookies my little old neighbor lady brought me. (Not to do so would be rude)

tofindmyselfprettyagain

Well, I legitimately can't go for a run because I can't afford a $100 sports bra for my giant boobs.

I tried anyways last week. I flashed a group of teenage boys.

I double up. The tightest bra I have, with a regular sports bra on top. Seriously, sports bras are way too expensive! I don't care about the flashing, but that much flesh bouncing up and down does not feel good.

Good excuse, but try a different one. :happy:

I wear a 36H cup.

I don't think you understand.

I need like, a binder or something, or there will be bruises everywhere. And nipples.

NoAdditives

I can't workout right now because no one to babysit my kids...(even though their father is home)

It's funny you say that, I found a toddler roaming the neighborhood today. When I returned her to her home, the father had been upstairs and didn't realize the child had opened the door and run out. :noway:

This is what those doorknob covers are for...

DoingItNow2012

Well, I legitimately can't go for a run because I can't afford a $100 sports bra for my giant boobs.

I tried anyways last week. I flashed a group of teenage boys.

I double up. The tightest bra I have, with a regular sports bra on top. Seriously, sports bras are way too expensive! I don't care about the flashing, but that much flesh bouncing up and down does not feel good.

Good excuse, but try a different one. :happy:

I wear a 36H cup.

I don't think you understand.

I need like, a binder or something, or there will be bruises everywhere. And nipples.

Lol, those are huge! I only got to a ddd myself. Yeah, a binder might do it. Or a binder and a couple of sports bras. :laugh:

tofindmyselfprettyagain

Well, I legitimately can't go for a run because I can't afford a $100 sports bra for my giant boobs.

I tried anyways last week. I flashed a group of teenage boys.

I double up. The tightest bra I have, with a regular sports bra on top. Seriously, sports bras are way too expensive! I don't care about the flashing, but that much flesh bouncing up and down does not feel good.

Good excuse, but try a different one. :happy:

I wear a 36H cup.

I don't think you understand.

I need like, a binder or something, or there will be bruises everywhere. And nipples.

Lol, those are huge! I only got to a ddd myself. Yeah, a binder might do it. Or a binder and a couple of sports bras. :laugh:

I'll just stick with the elliptical and brisk walks for now, haha.

Thatsdatdiva601

I can't work out because I plan to workout tomorrow!

Ireshgurl

I can't work out because....
I just ate
It's too late
I just got off of work
it's too early

I commonly sabotage myself with these excuses. oye.

JoolieW68

My cat is using my treadmill.

asia_hanebach

Exams. This a legitimate excuse at the moment however. I really really want to go to the gym right now, but I have 3 finals this week. I figure a couple of days of missing out on workouts can be made up for (especially since I really do want to workout), but I can't exactly make up for not studying for my exams. What I wouldn't give to be on a treadmill right now instead of memorizing reaction mechanisms.

asia_hanebach

Well, I legitimately can't go for a run because I can't afford a $100 sports bra for my giant boobs.

I tried anyways last week. I flashed a group of teenage boys.

^I haven't personally tried myself, but I've heard of people wearing two regular bras in place of a sports bra, apparently it works relatively well.

LorinaLynn

I skipped swim class in high school by claiming to have my period... every week for three months.

springseternal

I can't workout because my terminally shy, injured, people-phobic rescue cat very tentatively tip-toed over, curled up next to me, and is purring. I've had her since the fall, and it's the first time she's ever purred for me. I'm not moving until she does!

tjsusong

I'm really particular about eating at certain times of the day to make sure I'm not getting off track, so if its too close to those times, then I say I can't work out... Also, I cant work out for like an hour after or I'll get cramps. Of course, there's always the good ole "I just dont feel like it!!", "I'm on my period", "My foot (plantar facsiatis) is bothering me", and the classic, "I'm too tired!" Oh yea.... "Biggest Loser is coming on! I can't miss that!!" LOL

Farfourah

I'm afraid I'd leak ;((

Jacwhite22

I can't work out tonight...I have a raid.

tofindmyselfprettyagain

Well, I legitimately can't go for a run because I can't afford a $100 sports bra for my giant boobs.

I tried anyways last week. I flashed a group of teenage boys.

^I haven't personally tried myself, but I've heard of people wearing two regular bras in place of a sports bra, apparently it works relatively well.

Yeah, I've tried. They're just really big. Like, I have to order insanely expensive specialty bras for normal wear. I figure either A) in a few months I can afford one, or in a few months I will have lost enough boob that I spend a normal amount on one.

tiffnkailey

I watch the Duggars reality tv show, and since I am hypochondriac, I am afraid MY uterus might fall out if I jump around.

lol.

ReinasWrath

HAHAHA

Nopedotjpeg

Because I'm too good at making up excuses.