Catholic Humor...Don't Worry, It's Not Offensive :)

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Very good ! (True story)

    Now say three hail Mary's, give me $30 and we'll say no more about it :wink:

    $30...that's it? Must be Protestant...:wink:
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Now say three hail Mary's, give me $30 and we'll say no more about it :wink:
    $30...that's it? Must be Protestant...:wink:

    Protestant? I'm the F'ing Pope, (and I *kitten* in the woods). Why does nobody take me seriously?
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
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    Haha that's very good!!!!!!!!!! I'm Catholic! Just got confirmed Saturday night. :happy:

    That was not offensive at all. I will send to my in-laws who are very Catholic! They will love it. Thanks for sharing.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    Are you gonna have to confess laughing at this?

    Hahaha YES! 10 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers, and a rosary for good measure!!
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,556 Member
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    Great joke. Thanks
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
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    Are you gonna have to confess laughing at this?

    Hahaha YES! 10 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers, and a rosary for good measure!!

    Yeah that's a fitting penance LOL
  • Italian_Buju
    Italian_Buju Posts: 8,030 Member
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    I started reading it, but knew after the second line I had heard that many times before.....but I laugh every time! Very funny!
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
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    Damn, my knees are too old to do the Stations of the Cross and they dont sell Indulgences anymore.....why oh why did you have to post this!!!!!