Do you believe...

hiker282
hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
...there is, ever has been, or ever will be a zombie apocalypse? The whole zombie phenomenon is something that I don't really understand. Although, referring to Easter as Zombie Jesus Day did make me giggle and worry that I might be struck by lightning at the same time.

What do you believe (in reference to zombies, that is)?
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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    There is totally going to be a zombie apocalypse. I have to tell myself that to justify the weaponry in the crawlspace.
  • IndyInk
    IndyInk Posts: 212
    It doesn't look possible, but I've got the chainsaw ready just in case.
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    I believe.
    And I'm prepared.

    For some reason, upon reading this I got the song "Man On The Moon" by REM stuck in my head. Dunnooowhy.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNxgYot0S6Q

    <<<<< i am illogically, ridiculously prepared
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    i think it's plausible
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    I need to get some swords,axes, and bowie knives. I have plenty of guns and ammunition, but eventually I'll run out of bullets.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I hate everything about this current zombie craze. I'll add vampires (particularly those that sparkle) in with my hatred as well.
  • SnakeDarling
    SnakeDarling Posts: 352 Member
    I don't know, but I might as well use it as an excuse to work out.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Of course. Why else would a movie like "Zombieland" exist except as a guide?
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    I'm counting on it.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    I have a stash of twinkies ready. Bring it.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Although, referring to Easter as Zombie Jesus Day did make me giggle and worry that I might be struck by lightning at the same time.
    ^^Same here^^

    My stepmother made me watch far too many horror movies as a young child and now I am a total wimp in regards to scary stuff.
    If a zombie apocalypse happens, I am just going to hand myself over and hope they'll be gentle.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    Hmmm, mindless masses, driven by the desperate desire to consume, with total disregard for life in their insensible drive to achieve satiety...

    Yep, we're already in a zombie apocalypse...
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    It'll happen eventually, this is why I train like Bruce Campbell!

    In all honesty, there's no reason why it couldn't - check this out on a newly discovered fungus, turning carpenter ants into zombies:

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2011/03/07/tech-zombie-ants-fungus.html

    Always be vigilant, and fully loaded!
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I'm afraid to make comments that might offend a zombie and hence get another strike today.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    It doesn't look possible, but I've got the chainsaw ready just in case.
    Might want to rethink your choice of weapon.

    a) It could eventually run out of fuel
    b) It makes too much of a racket, attracting more zombies and/or unfriendly humans
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    My folks have land and a fallout shelter... wish I was joking. <whistles and walks away>
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Although, referring to Easter as Zombie Jesus Day did make me giggle and worry that I might be struck by lightning at the same time.

    Ditto!

  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Never happen...I'm saving all my ammo for the day the American economy collapses and I need it to hold off hordes of looters.
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    I need to get some swords,axes, and bowie knives. I have plenty of guns and ammunition, but eventually I'll run out of bullets.

    <has a portable reloading setup. :blushing:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Never happen...I'm saving all my ammo for the day the American economy collapses and I need it to hold off hordes of looters.

    Touche!!
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    My folks have land and a fallout shelter... wish I was joking. <whistles and walks away>

    The advent of a nuclear attack was and still could be a very plausible possibility...zombies though just seems like a huge stretch, that's why I have a hard time with it.
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    Never happen...I'm saving all my ammo for the day the American economy collapses and I need it to hold off hordes of looters.

    This also seems more plausible than zombies.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Never happen...I'm saving all my ammo for the day the American economy collapses and I need it to hold off hordes of looters.

    Hoards of hungry Americans

    Zombies

    po-tay-to

    po-tah-to
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I need to get some swords,axes, and bowie knives. I have plenty of guns and ammunition, but eventually I'll run out of bullets.

    <has a portable reloading setup. :blushing:

    I have a 20 acres and a big barn..we can set up a shooting range / reloading workshop....
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,223 Member
    Hmmm, mindless masses, driven by the desperate desire to consume, with total disregard for life in their insensible drive to achieve satiety...

    Yep, we're already in a zombie apocalypse...

    THIS x 1,000,000,000!
  • IndyInk
    IndyInk Posts: 212
    It doesn't look possible, but I've got the chainsaw ready just in case.
    Might want to rethink your choice of weapon.

    a) It could eventually run out of fuel
    b) It makes too much of a racket, attracting more zombies and/or unfriendly humans

    Oh, I never said it was my only weapon. I have many in the anti-zombie arsenal and a girl should never give away all her tricks and secrets. Since I'm in a generous mood today, however, I'll share this one: http://pinterest.com/pin/140596819586882171/
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    I need to get some swords,axes, and bowie knives. I have plenty of guns and ammunition, but eventually I'll run out of bullets.

    <has a portable reloading setup. :blushing:

    I have a 20 acres and a big barn..we can set up a shooting range / reloading workshop....

    Start collecting some lead wheel weights. (I have...)
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    some of us are already infected and hungry.. were just waiting for the right catalyst...
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I need to get some swords,axes, and bowie knives. I have plenty of guns and ammunition, but eventually I'll run out of bullets.

    <has a portable reloading setup. :blushing:

    I have a 20 acres and a big barn..we can set up a shooting range / reloading workshop....

    Start collecting some lead wheel weights. (I have...)

    Bullets will be more valuable than gold thats for sure. I already have 25000 rounds of misc calibers , and about 17000 rounds of .22 lr.
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