naked in the tanning bed

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  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
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    Baseball sock and 2 pasties wiff tassels...
  • Deanthedog
    Deanthedog Posts: 122 Member
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    i used tanning beds last year and just covered my eyes
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 806 Member
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    Wondering too. I don't go to tan beds anymore but I did once burn my nipples. Ouch !
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,143 Member
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    Neverused one but...naked by a friends pool, seem to be a common thread, and fell asleep....:tongue:

    ..OMFG I couldn't walk let alone put pants on! Burnt *kitten* is not something you ever want to have....:frown:

    ..burt another "part" since.... but that hurt less? :noway:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    A Crown Royal bag!
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    A Crown Royal bag!

    Aren't those lyrics in a Robert Earl Keen song? :)
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Google "tanning manhood" and check the first results (manhood.mb.ca). :laugh:
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    It's dark enough as it is, I don't need to tan it.
  • Lifting_chick
    Lifting_chick Posts: 275 Member
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    I love all the guys answers....I have LOL many times
  • THERubberDucky
    THERubberDucky Posts: 17
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    Dont lay in the tanning bed. You'll get skin cancer. Be proud to be pale.
  • Abrowe313
    Abrowe313 Posts: 189 Member
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    i was in the ER a few years back and they put a woman in the next room, not actual rooms we were only seperated by a curtain and i heard her tell the ER Dr. that she was in a stand up tanning bed and she was rubbing lotion on her side and when she turned her nipple ring got cought on the guard and ripped her nipple. i almost fainted listening to her, then the dr, told her he needed to clean it and then stitch the area ......in the muther f**king nipple!
  • Ripken818836701
    Ripken818836701 Posts: 607 Member
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    I tan right before I head to FL. so I wont get burned by the FL. sun. I dont tan naked just pull down my boxer briefs as far as possible .
  • bigdogc23
    bigdogc23 Posts: 66
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    Rarely??? buhahahahahaha
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    I don't use tanning beds but when I do sunbath I do so without anything, as random white lines look a little strange.
  • bigdogc23
    bigdogc23 Posts: 66
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    I put a cocktail umbrella on it to keep it shady!!! JK''ing... I always thought that is how people tanned butt naked....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,669 Member
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    Ok so any guys lay naked in the tanning bed?? If so what do you cover your manhood with or do you cover it lol
    Funny story.

    When I used to compete, we had to tan since there really wasn't any good "coloring" back at that time. Usually I would tan with my competition suit on, but noticed that if it slipped up a little, there was a significant difference in skin color. So one day I decided to not wear my suit. I had been tanning for 30 minutes at a time up to that point so I continued.
    The next day, I was sunburned on my butt and in my groin area. And of course it hurt, so any movement was excruciating. A few days later it itched sooooo bad. Scratching my *kitten* and groin must have made it look like I had crabs.
    I never went nude again in the bed.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
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    I wear those boy shorts so i can see my tan line, stupid huh.
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
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    Baseball sock and 2 pasties wiff tassels...

    LMAO at the mental picture :laugh:
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
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    I only cover my eyes. Hate having tan lines on me. :wink: I love that my gym has a tanning bed so I get everything in one trip. :love: I don't get sunburned through out the summer if I start in the tanning bed early spring. :happy:
    I've always known that not all women tan naked, but I honestly never thought about how men tan. I love these sarcastic responses. :laugh:
  • Lifting_chick
    Lifting_chick Posts: 275 Member
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    up date.....they make a product called the MR. MANLY LOL that is like a snuggie for a male lmao is all I can say

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