naked in the tanning bed

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  • Abrowe313
    Abrowe313 Posts: 189 Member
    i was in the ER a few years back and they put a woman in the next room, not actual rooms we were only seperated by a curtain and i heard her tell the ER Dr. that she was in a stand up tanning bed and she was rubbing lotion on her side and when she turned her nipple ring got cought on the guard and ripped her nipple. i almost fainted listening to her, then the dr, told her he needed to clean it and then stitch the area ......in the muther f**king nipple!
  • Ripken818836701
    Ripken818836701 Posts: 607 Member
    I tan right before I head to FL. so I wont get burned by the FL. sun. I dont tan naked just pull down my boxer briefs as far as possible .
  • bigdogc23
    bigdogc23 Posts: 66 Member
    Rarely??? buhahahahahaha
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,059 Member
    I don't use tanning beds but when I do sunbath I do so without anything, as random white lines look a little strange.
  • bigdogc23
    bigdogc23 Posts: 66 Member
    I put a cocktail umbrella on it to keep it shady!!! JK''ing... I always thought that is how people tanned butt naked....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,400 Spam Moderator
    Ok so any guys lay naked in the tanning bed?? If so what do you cover your manhood with or do you cover it lol
    Funny story.

    When I used to compete, we had to tan since there really wasn't any good "coloring" back at that time. Usually I would tan with my competition suit on, but noticed that if it slipped up a little, there was a significant difference in skin color. So one day I decided to not wear my suit. I had been tanning for 30 minutes at a time up to that point so I continued.
    The next day, I was sunburned on my butt and in my groin area. And of course it hurt, so any movement was excruciating. A few days later it itched sooooo bad. Scratching my *kitten* and groin must have made it look like I had crabs.
    I never went nude again in the bed.

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  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    I wear those boy shorts so i can see my tan line, stupid huh.
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
    Baseball sock and 2 pasties wiff tassels...

    LMAO at the mental picture :laugh:
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
    I only cover my eyes. Hate having tan lines on me. :wink: I love that my gym has a tanning bed so I get everything in one trip. :love: I don't get sunburned through out the summer if I start in the tanning bed early spring. :happy:
    I've always known that not all women tan naked, but I honestly never thought about how men tan. I love these sarcastic responses. :laugh:
  • Lifting_chick
    Lifting_chick Posts: 275 Member
    up date.....they make a product called the MR. MANLY LOL that is like a snuggie for a male lmao is all I can say
  • MariaAlbina
    MariaAlbina Posts: 130 Member
    I go nakey! Well I did until I had a breast lift. Now I use just a bikini top so my scars don't get worse.
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