What crazy thing did the person above you get arrested for?

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  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Stockpiling illegal arms...and legs, of the prosthetic kind.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Stockpiling illegal arms...and legs, of the prosthetic kind.

    knocking down old ladies to get to the front of the buffet line at Luby's
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    knocking down old ladies to get to the front of the buffet line at Luby's
    Tagging the poor anatomically correct bull statue outside of the yummy mexican restaurant.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    knocking down old ladies to get to the front of the buffet line at Luby's
    Tagging the poor anatomically correct bull statue outside of the yummy mexican restaurant.

    Putting the "ram" in the "ram-a-lam-a-ding-ding"
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Pickling Peter Piper's Peppers.
  • qtiekiki
    qtiekiki Posts: 1,490 Member
    Cow tipping.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Not eating back your exercise calories
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Eating back MY exercise calories (they're MINE, dammit!)
  • AABru
    AABru Posts: 610 Member
    trying to milk a bull in public
  • qtiekiki
    qtiekiki Posts: 1,490 Member
    Not eating back your exercise calories

    I eat back all my exercise calories and more. =(
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Not eating back your exercise calories

    I eat back all my exercise calories and more. =(

    Was just playin. :wink:

    stealing the tennis balls from old ladies' 'walkers'
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Knocking out a little old lady so you can go for a joyride on their walker
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
    Not eating back your exercise calories

    I eat back all my exercise calories and more. =(

    Was just playin. :wink:

    stealing the tennis balls from old ladies' 'walkers'

    Trail-_addict.....squishing grapes at a wine tasting event and trying to run away with it!
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    Honest officer.... I was just helping that sheep over the fence. :tongue:

    Going back to the farm animal theme: Choking the Chicken in public! :laugh:
  • jcriscuolo
    jcriscuolo Posts: 319 Member
    Molesting the Pillsbury Doughboy
  • Lyndi4
    Lyndi4 Posts: 442 Member
    Sitting too close to ppl on the bus.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Sitting too close to ppl on the bus.

    selling knock-off shake weights
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Trying to pass yourself off AS a shakeweight
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Trying to pass yourself off AS a shakeweight

    licking all the spoons in the TGIFridays.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Trying to pass yourself off AS a shakeweight

    licking all the spoons in the TGIFridays.
    They ASKED me to!

    Eating leg wax

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