What crazy thing did the person above you get arrested for?

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  • hsk1019
    hsk1019 Posts: 235 Member
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    being unable to look the officer in the eye when asked a direct question
    Stealing horses from the mounted patrol
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
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    AmandaAcosta: for jumping naked out of a birthday cake for a man's 100th birthday..... he didn't survive.

    The whole ordeal resulted in 53 fatal heart attacks.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    suffocating small children with her boobies
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
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    causing car crashes b/c you turn heads walking down the street.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Unlicensed manbaiting...
  • MD1978
    MD1978 Posts: 477 Member
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    Goat roping the president
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Unlicensed ninjitsu demonstration within 500 feet of a school or place of worship
  • jaxxie
    jaxxie Posts: 576 Member
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    Re-Arrested for lying down during mug shots!
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
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    Stole a beach cruzer
  • TheFearThatGaveMeWings
    TheFearThatGaveMeWings Posts: 42
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    Trapping someone in the bathroom until they'd smell your hair.
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
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    Selling bootleg copies of P90x and 30 DS
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
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    Impersonating a Federal Agent.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Being ooshie-smooshie-cute-as-a-bag-of-kittens without a license.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Crying in the chapel
  • ElementalEscapee
    ElementalEscapee Posts: 552 Member
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    Throwing Justin Bieber over a cliff. *the world cheers for you*
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Secretly replacing Starbuck's regular coffee with Decaffeinated Folgers Crystals.
  • sugasweetie520
    sugasweetie520 Posts: 55
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    masturbating a horse.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Shoplifting 247 tubes of cherry chap stick.
  • Amberchalon
    Amberchalon Posts: 207 Member
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    pushing a kid down in Wal-mart on black-Friday, ahah
  • sugasweetie520
    sugasweetie520 Posts: 55
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    stealing sex toys haha

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