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Lose 4 lbs overnight, while you sleep

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
That's it. It's almost foolproof.

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  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    true story.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,462 Member
    What if I can't sleep?
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    instigator.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    And that's just an average.
  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
    It worked for me!












    Oh wait......that was the time I had the flu. I wasn't sleeping either....fail.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    OK, but can I keep my right arm? I don't want to have to learn to write with my left.
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    Is that using "enhancements" or natural? :happy:
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    reported for bro science
  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
    reported for bro science

    Strike 3,792 and counting
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Uh, I'm pretty sure this doesn't actually work because if it did, I would have seen it on Dr. Oz.
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    matrix.jpg
  • Fairy_Farts
    Fairy_Farts Posts: 166 Member
    I heard it's the same science behind losing a sock in the dryer. You never see it again... so all's good!
  • LPS1986
    LPS1986 Posts: 104
    matrix.jpg

    THIS!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I'm intrigued. Where should I send the money?
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    It's the "bad Thai food" diet...except you only sleep between bouts of hugging the toilet.
  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
    that explains the "puddle" I woke up in ...:blushing:
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
    Once I lost 10 pounds in 10 minutes. Another time, I lost 9 1/2 pounds in 1 1/2 hours. The only "trick" involved is you need to give birth!
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    Yep, I lose at least 4 pounds every night!
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    give me a waiver...a shotty and a couple of slugs :)
  • jaxxie
    jaxxie Posts: 576 Member
    this really needs to be patented and copywritten...millions to be made! Wish I would've thought of it!
  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
    Uh, I'm pretty sure this doesn't actually work because if it did, I would have seen it on Dr. Oz.
    It DOES work. I do it almost every night!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Well sheeeeeet, knock me out for a week, baby!!! :drinker:
  • pamperedhen
    pamperedhen Posts: 446 Member
    You can do this while taking a crap while sleepin!
  • yepitsjen
    yepitsjen Posts: 79 Member
    Step 1. Go to sleep

    Step 2. ?

    Step 3. PROFIT
  • tacticalhippie
    tacticalhippie Posts: 596 Member
    must be doing it wrong... only 2 lbs here!
    you lie!
    lol
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    If I sleep all day do I go into starvation mode?
    Maybe if I sleep eat, I can lose more?
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    But what about the insomniacs? Won't someone please think about the insomniacs?
  • deniseselah
    deniseselah Posts: 225 Member
    Step 1. Go to sleep

    Step 2. ?

    Step 3. PROFIT
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 13519485
    13519485 Posts: 264
    Unfortunately it never stops working and you eventually die in your sleep looking like little more than a skeleton. :sick:
  • ComicBookGeekGirl
    ComicBookGeekGirl Posts: 202
    What if I can't sleep?
    I think you will gain 6 lbs.
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