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  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    I still cant watch a shake weight commercial without laughing now
  • yogibella
    yogibella Posts: 321 Member
    of course I'm right, I googled it!
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
    You promised it wouldn't leave a stain.
    Bill Clinton said.
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    Just do it and get it over with.......
    I will but I am keeping my eyes closed
    and wearing my pith helmet (in case I have another accident)
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    and thats when she realized it wasnt the toilet smh
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    ok. I realize this is your house...and your wife.
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    ohhh, so that is what they do with all the left over body parts.
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    yes and when the people taste it they cant even tell a difference.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    AWW DAMN, I GOTTA GO TO WORK
  • Anderia
    Anderia Posts: 753 Member
    This popcorn taste sweet.
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    That guy is such a liar that his wife has to call the hogs ...
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    if you just turn yourself in, I wont have to, and we can remain friends!
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    I gotta get some sleep
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I'm an Alpha Male on Beta Blockers
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    doc says you expect them to grow in completely in two months
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    I JUST SAW ELVIS !!!!
  • Anderia
    Anderia Posts: 753 Member
    Been there, done that..it just doesn't work
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    and that is when the depression set in
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    I'm an Alpha Male on Beta Blockers
    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ......
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    apparently those are illegal :noway:
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    i didn't inhale
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    i didn't inhale

    ME NEITHER
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    No, of course I don't live with my folks, that is just the cat
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    its not what it looks like
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    I REALLY DID JUST SEE ELVIS !!!!
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    yup everybody is ready to get naked and i brought the nipple tape. No it's fine you can bring your kids there will be other kids there.



    ^ close to an actual conversation i had, its not what it sounds like, if you can guess the context I'll give you a fictional dollar!
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    Just put down the chocolate and slowly back away and nobody has to get hurt
  • 4thehardman
    4thehardman Posts: 731 Member
    Thats what she said!
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132
    yup everybody is ready to get naked and i brought the nipple tape. No it's fine you can bring your kids there will be other kids there.



    ^ close to an actual conversation i had, its not what it sounds like, if you can guess the context I'll give you a fictional dollar!
    la leche class or similar, but you can keep your foreign money I only accept monopoly bills
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    :flowerforyou: nights like this I look up at the sky and wish you were somewhere else :drinker:

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